*TOLD FROM CHARLES THE ONE LEGGED, FOUR EYED SPACE MUTANT DOGGY'S PERSPECTIVE*
I woke up... oh shit I forgot about last night. I look around to see magazine's house is still clean "phew," I thought. I knew id be the one cleaning magazines house... **fast forward 3 hours** MAGAZINE SAID WE CAN GO TO THE PARK WITH JESUS AND RYAN AND BRED AND OLIVER AND MOLLY! Jesus said he wanted to get into drag first, but that was 2 hours ago like hoe I gotta take a poo poo. "hey bred, you've been irrelevant in this story, how is u feeling?" I asked to which bred said "oh fuck off ur a four-eyed, one-legged space mutant doggy so STFU" but I laughed and said "actually I'm a one-legged, four-eyed space mutant dog so learn your facts, bitch." bred just rolled their eyes. as we walked to the park I saw this SMOKING HOT poodle and I just wanted to.. you know... pound her so hard. like a jackhammer and shes concrete. like I'm a water bottle and she's thirsty AF. so I pulled my leash off and did that! I POUNDED HER and shlapped ur ass till it was as red as a baboon's ass. she yelped loudly and cried. I guess she ain't no kinky bitch so i came in her (enjoy getting preggers, filthy vanilla bitch) and left to the park. we finally got there and so I poo-pooed and we went home!
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RYAN GULDEMOND AND JESUS THE DRAG QUEEN (WARNING 18+)
Fanficthis story was inspired by https://www.wattpad.com/904153894-ryan-guldemond-x-soggy-bread-soggy-soggy-bred-no so go read it first because this story may have spoilers! love you mommy mommy now on with the sexiest fan fic of 2021
