Eat The Rich | STZ

The WPLI

The Wattpad protagonist love interest

9:23 pm

we smash balls

cooluncle: this is driving me insane it's been way too quite

cooluncle: Normally, I'd be very grateful for this silence.

cooluncle: However, I have this feeling that something is going horribly wrong.

geometry: Now that you mention it, I have that feeling too

jill: ^^

Ushijima: Perhaps something might be going on.

Jin: This is so sus, you're onto something Oohira.

dorakinnie: yes yes

geometry: Wait...

geometry: Hayato, Satori, and Taichi haven't responded...

Jin: Oh no

cooluncle: Oh my god something is surely going to go horribly wrong if it involves those three

Jin: fr

geometry: they rarely get together to start shit but when they do it always just...

jill: I'm getting war flashbacks just thinking about it

dorakinnie: I'm so scared rn 😭

Jin: Oh my god this better not be what I think it is

geometry: ??

Jin: They watched the godfather a month ago and then binged the sopranos 

cooluncle: oh no

geometry: oh no indeed

Meanwhile....

9:25 pm

$ money makers $

The Don: Do you have the profits?

El Capo #1: Yes!

The Don: Tendou?

Underboss: Yeah?

The Don: Akaashi?

El Consigliere: What?

The Don: Please message them telling them we have the thing and request a meeting.

Underboss: Alr

El Consigliere: On it.

The Don has added Yahaba

Underboss: ...

El Consigliere: ...