Chapter 1

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'I am working overtime again, been doing it this whole week the boss is a really nice dude don't pin it on him, he has been trying to get me on vacation for the past month or two. But there is too much work to be done. I just cleared out the last E-mail and I am done for the week'

*yawn*

'Oh my... I'm tired... imma take a nap...'

Timeskip

'I am now awake and in a dark room sitting in a chair In front of a throne with some blue haired girl on it'

???: "Iron Morelle you have died"

 Raising an eye brow he asked "really? How did I die?"

???: "you worked yourself to death"

"Wow boss was right, I would work myself to death... how are my friends and family doing?"

???: "they are sad you dyed, but thanks to you, your death brought mandatory vacations!"

"Oh... so who are you? Am I going to heaven or hell?"

Aqua: "My name is Aqua! The goddess of Water! I'm sure you have heard of me!

"No I have not" he sheepishly rubs his nape

Aqua: "oh... But no you have three options! The first is to go to heaven... but it is pretty boring you don't have a physical body and all you do is bask in the sun all day... not very fun if you ask me. The second is a clean slate. But you loose all your memories. And the third and final is you go to a fantasy world to defeat the daemon ki-"

Interrupting the self proclaimed goddes he said "option three and I'm guessing I get a with of my choosing to bring along?"

Aqua: "Y-yes"

"Then my wish shall be... *he does a dramatic pose* The Odd (op) Paladin, Anatoli!"

Aqua: "... fine. Just step into the circle and whatnot and before you go you had the information and language of the world downloaded into your brain"

Timeskip because I'm lazy

In a brilliant flash of light (I will now refer Iron as Anatoli or the odd knight) Anatoli had adorned his well worn armour he tried taking of his helmet to get a better view of the surrounding landscape. Key word, TRIED as he tried pulling of his helmet it would not come off... so he tried unbuckling the helmet strap.... only to remember that the strap was melted permanently into place 

"FUCKETH THOU!!!!!!!"


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