Guy :
"Hey, wanna date?"
That Girl :
"Ouh... honestly I have a question for you too. I really wanna know how much money do you have in your pocket? Cause I don't usually eat on the side of the road. I mean... you know... a woman like me have a high standards even for my first date."
Guy :
"Pardon? Looks like we missunderstood, I'm not asking you, but that girl right besides you. My wife."
