1: What did the creeper say to the house?
Answer: Kaboom
2: What did the trap say to the player:
Answer: Come inside me~
3: Why are creepers green?
Answer: Kaboom
4: Why did the player go on creative mode?
Answer: To place TNT oh god run
5: Why did the enderman pick up dirt?
Answer: So he can build an enderwoman
6: Why are creepers so afraid of cats?
Answer: Kaboom
7: Why do ghasts fly?
Answer: Because they try to reach Aether.
8: Why did Steve die?
Answer: Kaboom
9: Why did Alex die?
Answer: Third degree burns
10: Why did the player get the achievement "When pigs fly"?
Answer: He sacrificed a pig to the blood god.
