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11: Why did the creeper steal the explosive cheese?
Answer: He was swissidal.
12: If machines had feelings, why did Steve wake up so early?
Answer: He had an ALARMED clock!
13: Why does Minecraft Story Mode part 2 exist?
Answer: There is no punchline. Serious question.
14: Why am I writing this garbage?
Answer: Kaboom
15: It's red, fire exites it, don't stand besides it, what is it?
Answer: Kaboom
16: What happens to your Minecraft dog when the world it's on gets deleted?
Answer: He dies. Stuck in a digital limbo of non-existence and suffering for all eternity, never to experience joy again. Forever suffering.
17: It's green, annoying, and it goes Ka-bloing, what is it?
Answer: Your PC when a bunch of creepers explode at once.
18: What did Steve say to the enderman?
Answer: Imma end you man!
19: What did the author say to Kaboom?
Answer: I am going to use the shit out of this joke.
20: What did the griefer say to the build?
Answer: Kaboom

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 03, 2021 ⏰

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