F. Tamara: Ugh.. my head..-
F. Tom: That was unexpectable-
F. Matt: Everyone ok?
F. Matilda: Seriously Tamara where did you get that idea???
F. Tamara: I have my ways
F. Tom: Wow, I never knew superpowers were that cool-
F. Tamara: Yes, and now for the plan; We split in 2 teams and fly all over the town looking for Edd and Ell. If you find the commies on the way, just tell us by the walkie talkie and if they attack, try to defence yourselves with the powers ok?
F. Matilda: Deal.
F. Tamara: I'll go with Tom, now take this walkie talkie and call us if anything happens.𝟮𝟬 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗻𝗼 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗘𝗱𝗱 𝗼𝗿 𝗘𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘀. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘂𝗽, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗹𝘆...
F. Tom: We will never find them-
F. Tamara: Just keep looking, you can see anything from up here
F. Tom: Even that magic portal where they just came out of? Wait..-
F. Tom & F. Tamara: HOLY PENCIL IN A POPCORN MACHINE!~Meanwhile~
F. Edd: Okay we're here.
Ell: The town looks so destroyed, was is always like that?
F. Ell: Oh no...We're late..-
F. Edd: They are here-
F. Tom: EDD!?
F. Edd: Tom!? What are you guys doing here???
F. Tamara: The real question is what are YOU doing here! We've been looking all over for you!
Tom: Why do these guys look like us with a costume!?
F. Tamara: Why are our past selves here???
F. Edd: Why are you flying in a superhero suit???
F. Tom: Why did you come out from a portal???
Matilda: WHY DO I LOOK SO UGLY IN THE MIRROR!?!?𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 10 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙨, 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙖 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚
Matilda: What??
Tamara: You're an idiot.
F. Tamara: Ah, I've missed this.
Tamara: -confused face- Who are you again?
F. Ell: Ok the thing is getting weird, just take everything from the top. Questions one by one.
F. Tom: Ok, so where were you the whole time??
F. Edd: We travelled to the past to find these peeps so we could get help for the whole situation. We also made a brain washing machine to remove the bad thoughts from past Tord and Tori.
F. Tamara: Why didn't you tell us???
F. Ell: First, you wouldn't find the idea good, and second, you need to keep the house safe and stay there
F. Edd: Now our question: Why are you wearing a costume???
F. Tom: Does that costume remind you of something??
F. Edd & F. Edd: Oooooh..-right.
F. Ell: And why exactly did you became superheroes?
F. Tamara: Cause it's easier to find you by flying, and, we could have powers to defeat the commies, if they attack us.
Tom: So you guys are really us from the future?
F. Tom: No, it's all in your imagination.
Tom: Yup that's definitely me.
Matilda: Wait, if you guys are our friends from the future, does that mean we have future selves too?
F. Tamara: Yea you- Holy ping pong ball in a cup! We forgot about Matt and Matilda!
F. Tom: Oh god you're right, I'll call them-
Matt? Matilda? Can you hear me? Do you copy??
...
F. Tom: Guys???
Red leader [Tord]: Well, well, well, if it isn't that short alcoholic bowling ball head guy, or should I say, Jehova's witnesses?
F. Tom: WHAT THE- WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MATT'S WALKIE TALKIE?!?
Red leader [Tord]: Not even a hello? Didn't you miss me, old friend?
F. Tom: I SWEAR TO GOD I-
Red leader [Tord]: Ah, rude as always, give me someone else, I'm already bored talking to you.
F. Tom: WHERE IS MATT AND MATILDA!?
Red leader [Tord]: Am I supposed to tell you? Go find your own clues buddy, you'll learn nothing from me, so stop wasting my time, I've got better things to do than talking to a pineapple-head.
F. Tom: JUST TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!
Red leader [Tord]: Tsk, tsk, tsk, it seems you didn't understand what I said, seriously, why don't you put this little thing called brain on work?
F. Tom: I swear to god, you're gonna regret this-
Red leader [Tord]: Oh am I?
...
F. Tom: ... He closed it.
Edd: What does he want anyway!
Tom: I couldn't imagine the commie being smart, but now he's gonna completely end us.
F. Edd: We must think of something to find them.
Edd: Can't you just make a machine that will find how much distance there is between the walkie talkies?
F. Ell: Or we can find exactly where the other walkie talkie is located.
F. Tom: We can try that, but it needs a lot of work. Someone bring me a computer.~Red army base~
F. Matilda: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!?
Red leader [Tori]: Oh, I don't need you, you are useless, a complete fail. We don't want anything from you.
F. Matilda: THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??
Red leader [Tori]:Well, if you really need to know, we use you as a bait. We want the others to come and then, poof- we trap them and make them our servants.
F. Matilda: But why them!?
Red leader [Tori]: Because you were the ones that we couldn't defeat. Not gonna lie, but you guys are kinda strong, so without you on our way, we can finally take over the world, and it will be much easier as we'll have to deal with weak, innocent people.
F. Matilda: Well where are they then?? Do you know where they are? No you don't, how are you so sure that they'll come???
Red leader [Tori]: Well first, they're smart, and we're in 2027, there are plenty of ways to find an unknown location. I'm sure by the end of the week they will already have found this place. Second, even if they couldn't find you, they would do anything possible to save you, you're important to them, even tho your brains are dumber than a kitchen shelf, and that's something I don't understand. Why would someone care about you? It could be literally anyone else, but you-? You mean nothing for this world, your existence is so f*cking wrong. You are just two narcissistic pieces of trash, only hoping that you'll get loved one day. Well nobody loves you, those idiots hang out with you just because they pity you, it's so obvious that even blind people can see it. But of course you don't.F. Matilda: Well the only pity here is your existence, please get a life. You think you are trying to scare us or make us sad?? Well darling that doesn't work to us anymore, we changed, we are not those enthusiastic kiddos anymore, and we don't listen to complete a*sholes who are trying to get attention. You think you can rule the whole humanity with just a click? Humans are stronger than you think, and we are too. So don't sit here and cry because you don't have friends, and saying that WE don't have friends is such a shame of you, but I don't blame you, I would have been a sad b*tch with a lot of depression if i was you.
Red leader [Tori]: Well the fact that you finally grew up and learned how to talk like an adult human being and not a childish p*ssy doesn't make you smarter. I'm not scared of you and I will never be. You must be proud of yourself that you became a woman away from your mommy's help, we've grown up from our teenage years while you were still watching cartoons.
F. Matilda: Ha! Says the one with the millions of cartoon po*n books, seriously, you still read that s*it???
Red leader [Tori]: DON'T TALK LIKE THAT FOR MY H3NTAI EVER AGAIN!
F. Matilda: Or else? Are you gonna cry? And I'm not surprised that you didn't stop reading those f*cks, that's why you turned up into a motherf*cking h*e!
Red leader [Tori]: OH GOD YOU'RE SUCH A WHO*E! -slaps hard-
F. Matilda: Is that what you got??
Red leader [Tori]: OH YOU WANT MORE!? WELL YOU ASKED FOR IT! -kicks hard on chin so it bleeds-
F. Matt: Matilda!
Red leader [Tori]: Why don't you cry a little?
F. Matt: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP A LITTLE? YOU'VE ALREADY CAUSED MANY CHAOS!
Red leader [Tori]: OH THAT'S ONLY THE START MY DEAR FRIEND! -kicks aswell- Hope ur happy now!
F. Matt: YOU SON OF A-
Red leader [Tori]: Yeah, yeah, whatever, I would really want to watch you guys suffer but, I've got better things to do, adios amigos! -leaves room-
F. Matt: Oh god we are bleeding- f*ck it hurts
F. Matilda: I can't believe she's done that-
F. Matt: Yeah me neither, why don't they just end our suffering??
F. Matilda: That's their goal, they want to torture us.
F. Matt: Why does this happen to us???
F. Matilda: Life hates us, and we hate it too.
F. Matt: I guess you're right -ow, are there any wipes in this room? I think my chin is broken..-
F. Matilda: I see a package over there but as we're tied up, we can't reach it-
F. Matt: So are we gonna sit here and die from bleeding?
F. Matilda: I hope so, my life is destroyed anyway...
F. Matt: Don't say that, the quickest possible Tom and Tamara will come, and who knows, maybe they found Edd and Ell.
F. Matilda: Well I hope so, or else we're completely screwed.-Half an hour later-
Red leader [Tord]: -opens door-
F. Matt: What do you want
Red leader [Tord]: Oh you'll see.. -unties them- Follow me, and don't even think to attack or something, there are cameras everywhere.-Minutes later-
Red leader [Tord]: -enters a door- Is everything ready doctor?
Doctor: Yes, they can come.
F. Matt: Ready for what??
Red leader [Tord]: Shut up and sit on that chair.
Doctor: Should I put the sleep injection now?
Red leader [Tord]: Yes.
F. Matilda: WAIT THE SLEEP WHA-...
Red leader [Tord]: Call me when they're ready.
YOU ARE READING
Memories last long- WTFuture inspired II Eddsworld & Ellsworld story
AcciónThis is an Eddsworld WTFuture story I made, with lots of action and lots of drama :) [Includes cursing]