3rd Person POV
As Jackson was Getting the Mail once again as he was walking to the Mailbox and Started Checking the Mail with Utter Glee!
Jackson: "Oh My, Let me See! A letter from Miia's Mom, A New long sword from Cerea's Subscription of Knights Monthly, The Comics for Papi, Ooh A Bunch of Leather Leashes for Rachnera and Lillith, They must have A Lot of Dogs, A Tragic Romance novel for Mero, Oh and Another Letter from D!"
As soon as he said D Miia came slithering out and Immediately started putting him in A Death Hug!
Miia: "Who is D darling!?"
Jackson: "Oh, D was Just the Person Threatning me for the last Few Weeks!"
Miia: "WHAT!?"
A Paino was Dropped on him and Miia begins Freaking out and Crying!
Miia: "DARLING NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
Jackson: "I'm Okay!"
He then Popped out of the Piano Unharmed!
Miia: "DARLING YOU'RE ALIVE!!! YAY!!!"
Jackson: "Aw Hugs are Nice."
Miia: "Are you Okay?"
Jackson:
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Jackson: ".................!"
Cerea then came out!
Cerea: "Hey master Where's Miia?"
Jackson: "Oh God..."
Once he Picked Miia up from the Moon They, Cerea, and Khimito were now around A Table Sipping Soda And Talking about it!
Khimito: "Why didn't you tell us That somone was Threatening you man!?"
Jackson: "Am I supposed to tell someone?"
Khimito: *Facepalm*
Cerea: "Whoever that person is I shall slay them with my Blade!"
Miia: "Not If I strangle them first!"
Just then the door opened and Closed as several people walked in!
Smith: "Hi Darling! I heard about your situation and brought some friends with me!"
Jackson: "NEW FRIENDS!!! YAY!!!"
He then ran off as Khimito tries stopping him!
Khmito: "
Cerea: "We should really get him A Leash."
Khimito: "Tried that but he broke them all every time! Even the huge metal Ones."
Cerea/Miia: O_O
Jackson: "HI NEW FRIENDS!!!"
Zombina: "Hey there Cutie~"
Manako: *Blushing* "H-Hi there!
Dopple: "Man He is Cute!"
Tio: "KYYYYAH! HE'S SO CUTE!"
Tio then Picked him up, Hugging him, and Started Twirling him around as He smiled!
Jackson: "Hugs are Nice!"
Miia: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DARLING!?"
Smith: "Miia calm down! This is team MON! I got him here to protect him because he cold Die-!"
Khimito: "SHH! Don't say in front of him! Look at him!"
They both turn to him just standing there!
Jackson:
Zombina: "Hey what about our Side of the Deal Smith? When is that going to come in?"
Khimito: "Deal?"
Smith then started rubbing the back of her head while doing An Anime sweatdrop!
Smith: "Oh, Hehehe... Well you see I promised these four after showing them An Image of of him and Describing him to them in... Rather Great Detail... They insisted to be in his Harem and I allowed it!"
Cerea/Miia: "What!?"
Miia: "Listen here Smith there is no way I am going to lose my Darling to these-!!!"
Smith just walked over and Pinched A nerve In her neck Knocking her out cold!
Khimito: "Um.. How did you do that?"
Smith: "Oh, I read A book on Defense against Lamia's just in case!"
Cerea: "May I borrow that Book?"
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So God's an Idiot!! (Stupid! OP! OC X Female Various Harem!)
FanfictionOur Hero Jackson ( Full Name: Son Jackson Golden D. Dragon) is A Bonified Idiot! Purely the stupidest imaginable! But He also has the Powers of God and Anime on his side! He has the Powers/Techniques of Goku, Vegeta, Luffy D. Monkey, Saitama, Narut...