UR MOM PART 1

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Ur mom is not pog champ and she cooks baby toads in the toaster oven. Ur mom is a Karen and can only eat applesauce because she lost all her teeth. Ur mom has crusty crows toes and broomstick lips. Ur mom is also bald-headed and brushes her teeth with toe jam and bellybutton lint. THE END

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 28, 2021 ⏰

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