Meanwhile, in an alternate universe...?

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*RING RING *

"sup?"

"How did you do it?"

"do what, g?"

"The human, Sans! The doggone human!"

"wait, a human?! where?!"

"You didn't bring them into the house then?"

"they're in the house?! who-"

"That's what I'm trying to figure out!"

"i'm coming back, just keep an eye on them 'til i get back."

"Why would I not keep an eye-" *beep*

"knock knock?"

"Up here!"

"they're already in the room?"

"Yes, I came in here to tidy up, and found... them lying here!"

"lower your voice! what if we wake them up?"

"So what? We might actually get some answers then! HUMA-umph!"

"are you deaf?! they'll think better with rest, don'tcha think?"

"I- You're right, we should leave them be, but we need the DT, Sans."

"yeah, but like I said, they need the energy, so maybe use the smaller one this time? it'll be enough to gather data on the composition of their individual dt, at least."

"... You're no fun."

"since when did you-"

"Yes, yes, I know, but I also know that you've been working too hard on your work recently, I never see you rest anymore, and with your...
I was getting worried."

"what can i say? guess i just don't want to as much as i used to"

"And that means what exactly?"

"i- it doesn't matter, but shouldn't we do the extraction already? you're the one that suggested it in the first place."

"Sans, I... You're right, we should do this now, before they wake up and freak out that the undead are trying to investigate them."

"heh, maybe we should use a local anaesthetic? they don't exactly look like whatever sleep they're getting is enough. might get them to cooperate with us on this too."

"Alright, I just need you to- Oh, thank you."

"you act like we haven't been standing here just talking about doing it for the past few minutes, and it's not like it's strong, so they'd still feel something if they were awake"


"

Well, here's to the futu- "


"got it."

"..."

"..."

"I have my suspicious that this human wasn't asleep."

"must have just been on the brink. didja get enough?"

"Barely. I'm surprised i managed to stop it from smashing over the tiles. Here."

"damn, so now we're just waiting for them to wake up? g'night then, mystery human."

"I suppose we are. Good night, and rest well."

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