gtfo. [kozume kenma]

# five !

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Y/N sighed as she put her phone down, flustered from the messages she was sent to from the pudding head.

After minutes of breathing properly, she heard someone knock at her door.

"Hey Y/N. I decided to come here myself 'cause why not, right? Anyways, fill me up more with the deets on what happened with you and Kozume!" Minami cooed as she jumped on Y/N's bed, making Y/N sigh

"Nami." Her eyes widened at the sight of her bestfriend, "What are you doing here?"

"Didn't I just say- is that your phone?" She took a look at her hand as Y/N quickly shoved it in her pocket,

"No! That's uh, no one! Maybe only fans notifications?"

Minami slid herself behind the girl as she took the phone from her pocket, "Hey!" Yelled Y/N

"Ooh, ken-ma, isn't this Kozume? Thank god I know your password."

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[ Kenma ]
Y/N
COME BACK
I DIDNT MEAN IT
FNJKRCNFRNCFJKFRLCNJ
PLS
IM LONELY
KURO'S ASLEEP
EVERY OPPONENT I PLAY WITH IS 5-YEAR-OLDS
PLS IM GONNA DIE

[ L/N Y/N ]
YOU!!
YOURE KOZUME RIGHT

[ Kenma ]
uh
yeah?

[ L/N Y/N ]
I HEARD YOU HAD A PRIVATE SESSION WITH Y/N
AND GOT HER PANTIES
TELL ME DID YOU SNIFF IT

[ Kenma ]
uhhhhhhh
who is this
Y/N if this is a joke istg

[ L/N Y/N ]
YOU DONT RECOGNIZE ME
WTF
ITS

[ Kenma ]
who

[ L/N Y/N ]
sorry
that was minami

[ Kenma ]
who

[ L/N Y/N ]
the girl you threw chalk on back in college cuz u thought she was annoying
and matt's girlfriend
well
ex-girlfriend

[ Kenma ]
oh
haruru smth
what does she want

[ L/N Y/N ]
it's Haruki
and
reread it idiot

[ Kenma ]
....
im not answering that

[ L/N Y/N ]
why

[ Kenma ]
no

[ L/N Y/N ]
ill give you a blow job

[ Kenma }
i did

[ L/N Y/N ]
bLoWwWwWw
my job here is done ;)
bye

[ Kenma ]
Y/N
NO
DONT LEAVE AGAIN
NDKJCXNDWXMNDKJNK

[ L/N Y/N ]
ill ttyl
i'm with a fucking baby here

[ Kenma ]
OH
OK
BYE
THANK GOD YOURE NOT GONNA BLOCK ME

[ L/N Y/N ]
who knows? :P

[ Kenma ]
Y/NNCDJORJNJKNROFRM#KLCMXNJKC

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"Nami! Why did you snatch my phone?!" Y/N scolded Minami as she pulled her arm to the bed

"Cause ship." Murmured Minami while pouting

"Cause what?"

"Ship."

"Eh???"