LeviHan (Levi×Hange)

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Vanilla: YO BITCHES COME HERE OR ELSE

Eren: WHO DO YOU CALL BITCHES BITCH?!?!

Vanilla: STFU

Armin: Please calm down

Vanilla: Yes sir! *salutes*

Armin&Eren: What was that?

Hange: She's a huge Armin simp

Annie: Bigger than me? Don't think so

Vanilla: Oh yeah? Wanna compete?

Annie: Bring it on!

Vanilla: Hange! Flash round. Ask three questions!

Hange: Okay. First question: Armin's weight?

Annie&Vanilla: 55 kg

Hange: Same time! No points

Eren: What the?

Hange: Armin's birthday?

Annie: *closes Vanilla's mounth* November 3rd

Hange: Correct!

Armin: Woah

Vanilla: SHE CHEATED!!

Hange: There were no rules

Vanilla: Ah shit!

Hange: His birthplace?

Vanilla: *lightning fast* SHIGANSHINA DISTRCT

Hange: Correct

Mikasa: What's going on?

Eren: They are making Armin quiz and they know his weight

Mikasa: Damn

Hange: LAST QUESTION: Armin's height in Marley entrence

Annie: Say where? Uh 163 cm his usual height

Hange: Wrong!

Vanilla: 60 meters!!

Annie: That's bullshit

Hange: Correct!!

Armin: WHAT

Mikasa: THE

Eren: FUCK

Vanilla: Nevermind that

Annie: You really do know Armin

Vanilla: Thanks! You can't just be a simp with 10 photos in gallery

Armin: You have 10 photos of me?!?!

Vanilla: Don't be an idiot. I have 81 of them

Armin: WHAT THE

Vanilla: I know I know! I had to delete pinterest so finding photos are hard!

Hange: Enough fangirling. We are here to react! To a ship even I don't know

Levi: I thougt you know everything!

Hange: It's not my fault! Vanilla didn't told me what ship we are reacting

Vanilla: LeviHan!! Here look at this picture *shows the picture*

Levi: Da fuck?

Hange: OOOOO!!!! AAAAAAA!!!! AHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!! LOOK AT THIS SHIP MOBLITTTTT *crazy laugh, screaming and a little blush*

Moblit: Hange-san calm down!

Eren: C-corporal and H-H-Hange-san?

Mikasa: I mean it's not that suprising

Armin: I always knew they were together *smirks*

Hange: Woah woah!! This is some fandom ship! We don't actually dating!!! *deep blush*

Armin: Are you in denial Section Commander?

Hange: WHAAAAATTTTTT!!! ARMINNNN!!!! WHY DO YOU SAY THAT!!!! *their weird smile from season 4 ep 9*

Levi: Tch, brat we need to talk!

Eren: Wich brat Corporal?

Levi: Bitch brat!

Vanilla: Is that me?

Levi: Tch who else would be?

Mikasa: Do you have specific names for each of us?

Levi: Yes. Titan brat, scraf brat, smart brat, hungry brat, idiot brat, horse brat, emo brat, tall brat, armored brat, frekcled brat and queen brat
(Guess the names based on brat names)

Vanilla: Damn senpai!

Levi: Tch bitch brat over there now *walks to a corner*

Vanilla: What is it?

Levi: What the hell brat?!

Vanilla: Damn I knew you had a crush on Hange. Well I just learned their crush. You

Levi:... Fine brat you are off the hook *little blush*

Vanilla: Heh saw that. WELL EVERYONE OPINIONS?!

Eren: *too shocked to talk*

Mikasa: Eren are you alright?!

Armin: She ships. Like I do. And just like Hange-san do *😏*

Hange: WHAAAAA ARMINNNNNN

Levi: Tch ship it!

Hange: GAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAA LEVIIIII GAHHHHHHHH... AAAAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJSJSJS

Moblit: I think Section Commander is broken

Armin: I do believe Corporal knows how to fix them *😏*

Annie: What's gotten into you? Also they both great at threaths. Just don't mess with them

Eren: Okay I'm ready to talk and I ship them and where is everyone else?

Levi: I caught hungry and idiot brats out of their beds after curfew. They were stealing food. Freckled brat and Queen brat are talking things over. Armor brat trying to calm tall brat after emo brat kissed smart brat. Idk where horse brat is I think bitch brat just didn't care him in this chapter. What a shitty author

Mikasa: There goes the 4th wall

Vanilla: I don't think this book has one since I'm with you guys

Mikasa: Fair point

Vanilla: Sooooo about the ship

Moblit: You should finish this chapter because Hange-san is broken

Hange: *real blushy face* Levahuruuuuyeahhehe

Vanilla: Okay I'll leave them to you guys. Anyways I'm going to drink some tea see ya *runs away*

Levi: GET BACK HERE BITCH BRAT YOU MADE IT I mean them LIKE THIS *runs after Vanilla*

Armin: *with a really big smile* Well end of this chapter

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