Chapter 1: meeting them (sorta reworked)

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Me: Hi everyone! 😃

Furry me: hi UwU

Me: This is my first story so don't judge me if it's bad

          (Story start's here)

  After all the events you passed out (Me: read the Bio if you wanna know what happened) and after you woke up AGAIN you saw the demon who shot you which caused anger to form in your soul, 

???: well it was her fault! We need to specific details on our target!

????: hey we don't blame our screwups on Loona, she's done nothing wrong!

???: Are you kidding me sir!?! She's awful!!!

*ima skip the Flashback cause I'm kinda tired*

Y/N *Mind*: I CAN'T STAND THIS!

Y/N: OH HELL NO!

(Me: tell me if you got where that's from)

Y/N: CAN YOU ALL STOP ARGUING! IT'S HURTING MY HEAD!

????: Hey shut up your lucky to witness this!

Y/N: YOUR LUCK IF I DON'T BREAK YOU BONES AND TURN YOU INTO A GOLF BALL!!!

????: Can you even do that!?! You look weak as F**k!!!

Y/N: THAT'S IT!!!

Y/N: *Goes super Sayain 3* TIME TO FINISH THIS!!!

????: Oh shi-

????: Get's punched offscreen

???: Hey now that wasn't very nice!!!

Y/N: You, *point's at who he doesn't know is Moxxie* you've angered me a lot, and now you going to get punished by the law, a lot, you come here, get here!

???:uhhhhh

Y/N: *Starts charging at him*

???: OH F**K!!

Y/N: I'M NOT GOING EASY ON YOU! PREPARE TO DIE YOU MOTHER F**KING CUNT!!! *Goes Super Sayain blue EVOLVED* IT'S TIME TO DIE!

????: impressive but it's time to die

Y/N: *pulls out uno reverse card* NO YOU!

????: Aw F**k you got me there

Y/N: Hehe okay you *point's at Blitzø*your fine *point's at Moxxie* and I'm still mad at you *detransforms* but I'll be going now

????:WAIT!

Y/N: hm?

????: its extermination day so everyone is staying inside

Y/N: Hehe I can take em on no sweat!

????: Are you sure about that?

Y/N: Yes I'm sure

????:Then kill that one *point's at exterminator*

Y/N: Okay I will! *Goes SSJ3* I'LL DESTROY YOU!!! (If your wondering why. It's cause SSGSS is kinda overpowered so yeah. SSJ3 is the strongest form he has *for now*)

????:Hehe the kids got guts I'll give him that!

???: Sir you aren't thinking of hiring him are you?

????: So what if I was?

???: SIR HE NEARLY KILLED ME!

????: well that's cause you shot him!

???: AND I STILL BLAME LOONA BECAUSE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE US SPECIFIC DETAILS!

????: DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW YOU OUTSIDE INTO THE EXTERMINATORS!?!

Y/N: *comes back with blood on him* Well I did it! I killed two blocks worth of exterminators! *Say's while exhausted then eat's a sensu bean* ah much better

????: what are those?

Y/N: I'll tell you if you tell me who you are

????: hmm, deal

Y/N: okay you first

????: Okay I'm Blitzø and the O is silent

?????: Hey I'm Loona

???: Hi I'm Moxxie

??????: Hi there I'm Millie!

Y/N *MIND*: huh only one of them have a normal name.

Blitz: alright now what are those and who are you?

Y/N: *Say's in Vegito Voice* ALRIGHT! Hi I'm Y/N and these beans are called sensu beans!

Moxxie: and what do they do?

Y/N: they give restore your energy! Now does anyone know where I can go to sleep?

Loona: yeah go to the other town theirs a hotel in the end of there

Y/N: Alright! That means I can make new friends!

*In a alternate universe with AU y/n reading this*

Y/N AU: Cronge




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