Me: yes that's right we're doing this episode now -_- well hope you enjoy reading cause ima love making the client suffer 😃 yeah that might sound evil but really I'm just gonna have fun with this chapter and then get to work on the other chapter (it'll be a lemon, my first one actually) alright so let's get right into this! Oh and one more thing, furry me's asleep so I gotta make sure I don't wake him up cause then he'll beat me up alright readers!
(Story starts here)
???: SHE IS NOT A HERO!
A woman says while looking like something I guess?
Blitz: okay mam calm down *say's while pushing button called deranged client*
Y/N: aw man theres another one
???: dissipate how much pain it was, getting shot was the best thing that happened to her!
Y/N: mam please calm down before I HAVE to escort you out to blow off some steam
???: okay but can you kill her or not?
Y/N: consider her dead, dead as a cockroach in lava that got struck by lightning to give it more heat!
???: Alright then that's all I wanted to hear, thank you
The demon then walks with Blitz to the other room to introduce his other employees
Blitz: everyone! I want you to meet our newest-
Moxxie accidentally shoot's his crossbow cause of Blitz startling him. The arrow hit the eel tank in the room and set fire to the office
Blitz: DAMN IT MOXXIE! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!
*Timeskip brought to you by Moxxie getting chased by Blitz with a knife*
Blitz: alright then if we don't get that scamp in less then 24 hours then your first kill is free!
Mox: since when did we start implementing that deal?
Blitz: when you set fire TO MY OFFICE YOU F**KING DIPS**T! Someone please tell me that book is still intact!
Loona: you mean our only ticket to the other side? No it got burned in the fire *say's while holding the burnt book in her hand*
Blitz: F**KING! MOXXIE! I WILL F**KING STAB YOU AGA-
Y/N: SIR! I have a way to get on the other side!
Blitz: and that's why your one of my favorites!
Y/N: thanks sir but I'll be right back! I need to speak to someone!
Y/N then teleports to king Kai to make a deal with him
Y/N: Hi King Kai!
King Kai: oh hi Y/N! Did you need something?
Y/N: yeah! Can you give me a grimoire that you have so much of?
King Kai: Sure Y/N! I mean you did help defeat cell so why not?
King Kai then gives Y/N a Grimoire and Y/N then heads off
Y/N: BYE KING KAI!
King Kai: BYE Y/N!
Y/N then teleports back to blitz whose still chasing Moxxie with a knife
Y/N: Sir, Sir! SIR!
Blitz: WHAT! Wait how do you have one of those?
Y/N: My friend game me it!
Blitz: alright we're back in business! Let's go lick some ass!
Millie: the expression is Kick some ass sir
Blitz: mines better
Moxxie: thanks for saving me Y/N
Y/N: least I can do for not killing me!
Moxxie: haha very funny, oh well bye
Y/N: and call me if you need help!
Moxxie: Okay! Will do!
Moxxie then walks through the portal and it closes
Y/N: *looks at Loona* Now what?
Loona: I don't know
Y/N: Oh well bye for now I gotta do something
Loona: okay bye
Y/N walks off and so does Loona
(Meanwhile)
Blitz: God DAMNIT MOXXIE I HAD THAT SHOT!
Moxxie: *wheezes* I'm sorry sir! They just looked so wholesome and happy! I panicked!
Blitz: well your never really innocent because when you born you start leeching off you mama's Tits!
Blitz then gets shot in the arm
Blitz: AH! A NEW HOLE! SCATTER!
Moxxie jumps away to call you and then you pick up
Y/N *on phone*: Yes Moxxie?
Moxxie *On phone*: WE NEED YOUR HELP NOW
Y/N *On phone* okay I'll be right there!
Y/N then teleports there
Y/N: what is it Moxxie?
Moxxie: The others have been captured by the target and her family!
Y/N: alright I got this
Moxxie: careful Y/N!
Y/N walks over there
Y/N: HEY LEAVE MY BOSS ALONE!
Blitz: HA! IT'S Y/N! WERE SAVED!
Target: I don't think so!
She shoot's at Y/N but is surprised to see he dodged! She then see's Y/N's hair turn white
Y/N: this is the power...
Target: the power of what!?
Y/N: OF Autonomous Ultra Instinct!
Target: Wha-
She get's cut off by Y/N going straight through her and her getting hit by a bunch of slashes that made her explode into two pieces because of the impact! Y/N then powers down and goes into Kaioken x10 to break the ropes
Blitz: Moxxie isn't getting his paycheck for this! And you can get his paycheck Y/N
Y/N: thanks sir! But hold on I'll be right back!
Y/N walked into the forest and calls the police and tells them that the family was trying to kill them! The police arrived soon and exploded their house killing all of them who were in there
Y/N: well that got dark!
Y/N then returns home to his apartment in hell because he was tired from the day
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Well that's it for this chapter! And for my next one! I'm doing a lemon so be ready to have an awful lemon! Yay!
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ActionI've decided to make a story because of @Zombie_hunter667 because he is the person who told me to make it The reason I didn't put a photo was because I can't get it to work with the photos I take so yeah hope you enjoy Edit: I'm gonna rework chapter...