class 1-a chatfic <3

{11} oopsies izuku drunk

i got bored in class today and drew on a shoe box. i hope u like it ;)

class 1-gAy
1:56 am

icy-thot: we have a problem

pikachuwu: woa...

pikachuwu: did todobro just text first :o

icy-thot: yuh, cuz we have a problem

rock: what's up?

floaty: is bakugo here?

kacchan: tf do u want from me

floaty: um- it's about izuku

kacchan: what. did. you. do.

ribbitch: i just wanna say, i was not involved in this at all. i was merely a witness

floaty: HEY!

ribbitch: every person for themselves.

kacchan: TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO DEKU BEFORE I FUCKING SMASH YOUR HEAD INTO PIECES

icy-thot: he's drunk.

kacchan: w h a t 🔫🙂

icy-thot: mina dared him to drink 3 bottles of beer

kacchan: where is he now

pinky: that's the problem...we lost him

kacchan: you lost a person

kacchan: you

kacchan: lost

kacchan: an

kacchan: entire

kacchan: fucking

kacchan: person ?

pinky: ..yes?

floaty: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M SORRY

(imma type izuku's messages with my eyes closed so I'll do a translation at the side <3 )

izuwu: heysbhuys (hey guys)

izuwu: im gay (you can guess that one xD)

izuwu: j lobe kavvajn (i love kacchan)

kacchan: deku where are you

izuwu: the moth pile obviously (the north pole obviously)

pinky: we can't understand him :(

speedy: how drunk is he?

floaty: OH SHIT ITS IIDA-

speedy: how. drunk. is. he.

ribbitch: ..after the first bottle and a half he was already halfway drunk so after his third he was completely gone.

ribbitch: he has a very low alcohol tolerance-