Sans x Genshin

boy meets world

Kaeya sneezes from the grocery store down the street, something was off about today. he couldn't quite put his finger on it. Deciding to look around, Sans and his sexy pink shoes make their way into Kaeya's view. Staring on before him, he couldn't help but be astonished by sans' beauty, he truly was ethereal. he had a really hot catch last night but oh boy, this angel standing in front of him was like no other. "Oh and who may you be? I'm Cavalry Captain Kaeya, pleasured to be your acquaintance." 

"Tch", sans rolls his eyes, seemingly uninterested. Despite having just beat up his former boyfriend to an inch of his life, he couldn't help but to notice just how sexy kaeya was. 

*Hm, that's odd. Usually they would be at my feet, begging for me to take them to bed by now.* "So, what brings you here?"

"am at the fookin' grocery store, what do ya' think dipshit" sans scowls, blushing. 

"My, how cute. Would you like to accompany me while I shop, I'll pay." Kaeya said with a smirk. "You drive a hard bargain. You should be thankful I'm gracing your measly existence". Sans struts over to kaeya, taking his righteous place with his hand on kaeya's ass. "Ooo, frisky!" Kaeya had no idea what he was getting himself into. Had no idea this was his last nights fuck's boyfriend. sans and kaeya walk ass-in-hand around the grocery store, laughing at those who are beneath them. 

Chatting for what seemed for years, Kaeya finally tried to make things happen. "Shall we take this back to my place? I don't want everyone to see you when I rail you against a wall." "As if you would be the one railing me, how naive." Sans smirks, his eye turning blue. "Ohoh, how cocky. Well then, i'll see how good you really are." Kaeya will make sure he will have a night to remember. 

"welcome to my humble abode, shall we get down to business", Kaeya winks, an overconfident smirk playing on his lips. Sans shoves Kaeya up against the closes wall, if it even is a wall. Kaeya moans into the kiss, too lost to pay attention to what Sans is doing. sans takes time to survey his surroundings, something catching his eye. Walking up to the framed picture, sans couldn't help but let his distaste show. "Why is there a framed picture of my ex on your wall." "Huh? Who, that? He's a cousin of mine." Kaeya responded in that sweet voice of his. If Sans didn't know any better, he would think Kaeya was telling the truth. "cut the crap. I can practically taste the bullshit you're spewing. I can't believe I would even look at the likes of you." Kaeya gasped in surprise. *I can't believe he saw right through me, I would usually try to make him forget by starting the sex but by seeing how upset he is I don't think that'll work* "Fine, I slept with him a couple of times but we were never really a couple. The last time I saw him was a week ago. "I can't believe you, am I a fucking joke to you?! I thought you were just a pretty face, not a conniving snake." "I'm astonished you would think so low of me. When did I ever say I wasn't sleeping around?" "This isn't going like I thought it would. Well, who doesn't like a little surprise, this may be interesting." Kaeya thinks to himself, smirking. 

"You seemed the type to sleep around, I just didn't think it would be with my rat of an ex. I'll be taking my leave." As sans exits he makes sure to be extra rough with the door, breaking it. *and I had just gotten that one installed* Kaeya stared wistfully as sans walked out of his house, cursing himself for being a slut. Sans grimaces at the ground, walking aimlessly around the city. Looking up, sans found himself at kfc. "Eugh, after all this bullshit I need a pick-me-up."