D100 was slumping over a gorge, just minding her own business. It was her "reflection time", where she thinks about herself, and becomes real with herself. She liked it. No one really came to the gorge, and it always had a nice breeze while still having some pretty swell temperature.
She was always alone, but that would soon change until 2 spherical beings approached her, thinking she was "a loner.". Their names were Marble and Bouncy Ball.
D100 initiated by asking, "Um, do you need anything?", she was kinda disturbed by those 2 interrupting her "me time".
"Can you give us a moment?", Bouncy Ball said, "We kinda wanna, gift you something."
"Gift? To me?"
"Yeah."
D100 was a bit weary at first. It didn't seem like a GOOD gift, but she decided to ask anyway."So, what's my gift?", she asked, "And make it quick."
"It's an abstract gift. You promise to be our best pal, and we'll help you become the queen bee of this little area.", Marble replied to D100's question, "And hey, it could be a good thing."
"Why would I want to be popular?"
Bouncy Ball chuckled for a second, "Why WOULDN'T you want to be popular? That's what you should be asking."
D100 followed with:
"Alright, I guess I'll comply? But how will I become, you know, popular?"Bouncy Ball replied to that question, "Well, you gotta ACT like you are the queen. Don't be a pushover, not to ANYONE!"
"No!", Marble exclaimed, "She needs make up, eye liner, and a hot boyfriend. Not an attitude. Boys don't like girls who are sassy and rude."
"What are you smoking? Of COURSE she needs an attitude. That's how 3D became the queen bee of this darn place!", Bouncy Ball argued.
"No, Luigi Glove was the reason she's popular. If she had an attitude, everyone would stay away from D100, you freaking piece of-"
"How about I do you 2 a favor and just... follow both of your ideas. NOW will you leave me alone?", D100 suggested.
Marble and Bouncy Ball kinda just gave her a hint that idea was good.
"Now come on, let's take you to the beautician!", Marble said.
"What about her atti-"
"Bala attitude, bala mattitude. Wait your turn. Come on D100, let's make you the hottest girl in town.", Marble urged D100 into her Tes-Lamp, and the trio went in.
"Wow, nice car.", D100 complimented. "I'm surprised you were even able to drive this thing."
"Thanks. So I think we should focus on the makeover, then try and woo a couple boys.", Marble suggested.
"Why don't we give D100 a blue stripe near her eyes, and then... dye her eyes purple, I guess.", Bouncy Ball said at the back, trying to get their attention.
"Wow, for once an idea of yours that isn't half bad.", Marble responded, "Does that sound good D100?"
"I'm fine with the stripe, but I'm not too sure for the eyes. Doesn't that hurt?"
"Nope. I've had my eyes dyed tons of times and it doesn't hurt."
Eventually they arrived and they entered in, proceeding to give D100 her new look. Then afterwards, she came to them.
"Do I look good? Bad? Okay?", D100 asked, slightly panicked.
"Oh... my... gosh.", Bouncy Ball said, kinda struck on her new look.
"Wow, D100, you are a BABE. Every eye on the street is gonna be at you, WORD."
"So... I look good?", D100 asked, slightly more panicked.
"Exactly. Now let's get that attitude, and we can start on some boyfriend hunting.", Marble replied, also staring at Bouncy Ball.
"Finally, it's my turn.", he said in a slightly complaining way. "Let's go."
The 3 went to D100's house to get some attitude practicing.
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RomanceTHIS STORY HAS BEEN RETCONNED AND IS NO LONGER CANON TO ANY OF MY OTHER YAG HEADCANONS. also wtf this is an lps popular ripoff. The footnote to Off 'n' Odd Love. D100 and 3D-Printed Naily are hanging out at a restaurant, when D100 zoned out and reme...