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Operation: Dethrone The Dice! (Part 5)

D100 was just vibing with Marble and Bouncy Ball, laughing about yesterday night when they went out to the water park and some guy got stuck on the slide and then the lifeguard had to use butter to free him!

Whilst those 3 were having a blast in their conversation, 3D-Printed Naily and 1950 were hiding behind the sacred tree, planning out something.
"So, little screw...", 1950 asked, "What's the plan?"
"Oh, I... actually didn't think of one.", she replied, "Was kind of... expecting you to do the work for me?"
"YOU WHAT!? I'M NOT DOING ALL THE EFFORT!", he snapped at 3D, mad that she's making him do all the work, "YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME A PLAN AND I'LL-"
"Hey, HEY! SHUSH!", she snapped back at him, "We can't be too loud, those 3 will hear us."

"What the Norman Stingley was that yelling out there?", Bouncy Ball distracted, "Where even was that?"
"It was behind the sacred tree you goober.", Marble responded.

"Great job, sphere. You've doomed us both! Our cover's blown.", 3D congratulated him, obviously being sarcastic.
"I didn't know those 3 would be behind us, okay?", he'd defend himself, "What do we do now?"
The 2 looked at each other, silently.
"Your problem now bye!", he ran off.
"1970'S GLOBEY YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!"
He didn't turn back.
"WIMP!"
She chased after him.

After that fiasco the 2 were back, this time behind a bush, after recomposing together.
"So... what's our plan?", 1950 asked her, "You tell me what to do, and I'll get right to it!"
"Okay, but shhhhhhhh.", she whispered, "We have to be quiet."
"Fine."
"So... I got an idea. We'll embarrass her and she'll be humiliated in front of everyone."
"Alright. Good. But, what's a way to embarrass her?"
3D gave him this little explosive device. When activated, it would poof out a smoke that would make the victim smell absolutely putrid. "Use this, bro. I got some tape for you to stick the device on her. I'll activate it when she's near a bunch of people."
"Alright. Fine. But I don't know if this is a good idea."
"Hmm... why not, 1950? You're getting some sweet money, and being mean makes you look hot in front of all the girls."
"It's just... it's being so cruel... and, y'know... I just... I can't look bad in front of-"
"Oh puh-lease! KSSU won't care at all. Besides, she's in a relationship with WL4."
1950 was getting desperate to try to get out of this, so he said:
"Yeah, but not a good one. Those 2 fight a lot, and it's unhealthy. I just... this'll hurt my reputation."
"Not like you had one. Now go."
"B-b-but I-"
"Go!"
"Fine."
1950 went. He took the tape, taped the stink bomb on... and tried to put it on her back. Key word: Tried, because this happened...

D100 looked back at him.
"Uh... 1950, what are you-"

He screamed out of surprise, and out of shock he threw the bomb at her face. All hell broke loose. The bomb WENT OFF, and immediately she started smelling like a durian, coughing violently. Unfortunately, 1950 was also caught in the radius, so he got the scent too. And as if it was a movie, KSSU walked in, and as he was walking to her, she ran off. (not because of his smell)

He realized what was going on, and was PISSED. Mostly at 3D. She came up to him:
"Wow, congrats, you did it. Her-"
"SCREW YOUR 3000 OR WHATEVER! I'M OUT!", *starts to run off, looking for kssu*

3D saw this as a win. She got to keep money, D100 was in massive pain and had to go to the hospital and she smells like dead trout and durian. What a success.

This however... was JUST the beginning of D100 in pain...