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𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙨
𝐋𝐀 𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝟩/𝟣𝟩/𝟤𝟢
"so where you going?" "LA." "how come LA?" "no body knows my name there"
apartment searching was bad enough but having to find a place in Los Angeles was even worse. how the fuck am i supposed to find an affordable, nice, pet friendly apartment? its almost impossible and i've been searching all night. i could live with my grandma but i'd rather not associate with a women who thinks liking trump is a personality trait. and her grand children aren't any better either. maybe i could get some roomates to help pay rent, or maybe i should go to bed. you said looking over at the clock reading 3:45 am. about to close your laptop and scrolling down one last time for that night you found something, something so perfect it was too good to be true. loft apartment, two floors, two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen, one bathroom, pet friendly, 1,800 a month. this was it. this was the apartment. finally you found it.
"i found it!!" i said excitedly into the phone. "its it nice?" he asked back as i adjusted in my seat in excitement. "fuck yeah, two bedrooms, one bathroom, a nice ass kitchen and living room, two fucking floors and it over looks LA, its unreal" you practically screamed as you clicked through the photos. "so when are we moving in?" he asked with a smile waiting for some sort of reaction but i was too distracted. "what do you mean we?" i asked still scrolling through the photos. "my mom said i can go dumb ass" he giggled. "no fucking way!!!" "oh my god" you began frantically saying. "fuck yes" "im gonna face time the lady who owns it and get in contact with her right away!" "yesss okay i gotta go, bye bitch" he said before i flipped him off and he hung up. this is going to be the best year of my life.
"and this is it" you said to yourself as you put your last peice of clothing in the box. "im going to LA" you said still in disbelief. you put the box in the trunk of your car, said goodbye to your family and headed on the 16 hour drive alone. this is still un real.
