The Sage Of Six Bowls

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Teuchi is by far not an ordinary man.
The reason madara was "defeated" was not because of the 1st hokage, no it was because teuchi realising his ramen stand would make less money if madara won, stepped in and "said hi" to madara

Teuchi, known as ramen stand man to some, god of the noodle to others, was sitting in his ramen shack when he felt it. Overwhelming chakra and when he rushed to see who dared mess with the people giving him money he saw it, the 9-tails demon fox, standing over the village destroying houses

This made teuchi mad, "how dare that bastard over sized rat trample into my swamp and expect not to be punished?" He asked himself quietly
Teuchi puts on his cheap 12 buck mimic anbu mask and teleports to next to the fox

There he sees the 4th hokage and his wife with a claw in their stomaches and sees a baby on a stone underneath them."Minato!" teuchi yells while running towards them

Minato hearing this looks towards teuchi (who is wearing a mask btw)
but he wasnt the 4th hokage for nothing and senses the chakra of his ramen hook up

"Teuchi, please p-p-protect *cough* naruto will ya?" Minato replies weakly

"Of course minato, i will protect him with my life if i must"

"Thank you my friend"
<10 sad minutes later>
"Minatoo!" Hiruzen, third hokage, yells im anguish
Hiruzen picks up the young baby and heads to where tsunade, his student, is and has her check up on him