Venti Latte || Venti // Barbatos [ Modern ??? au]

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Note: when I made this, I thought it's funny.
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It was one of those days that I come home late from my daily hell.

Almost all the store was close at this late. But I stumble upon a very suspicious lookin store with a blonde haired guy selling drinks in what seems to be a Starbucks cups.

"COME AND GET YOUR STARBUCKS ITS ON DISCOUNT!!" He called out to the customers that might pass the store but so far everyone look at the store with suspicion. While me in the other hand walk toward that suspicious store to look what they selling.

"But That looks fake." I look at a cups of Starbucks but it have a different logo and colors. Genshin impact. It says and some seven color logo underneath them.

"It's discounted and taste the same. You ganna buy or not?" He ask me as he was about to leave to get more customer when I realize that I'm in need of a drink from whole day of exhausting work with that boss of mine who don't know What relax and break means.

"Ok... give me the biggest cup."

"Lel what are you a coffeholic or something—" (Him)

"Just give me or i won't buy!"

"Ssshhsss don't be short tempered lady... here's a venti the Venti cup. Remember we don't take returns. :)"

He give me a venti size cup with the green bird thingy symbol.

"I will drink it, how would I return it? As a urine—"

"SSHHHSSS! HOW CAN A LADY LIKE YOU BE CASUAL OF THOSE WORDS. AND WE DONT NEED YOUR PISS AT ALL."

"Dude, did you not take Science class ? How can someone not be casual by those simple words... and you said piss which is much worse as it's coincided a bad word."

"J-just Pay for it." He seems to give up trying to talk to me it seems.

"How much." I take my wallet out.

"100 mora."he answers which made me look at this person.

"What's a mora ? There's only ((country currency/ CC)) in my wallet."

"Oh then. It's 1 ((CC))." He then corrected himself.

".... ok. That's really cheap and now I'm suspicious of it." Through I said those words I still payed him.

"TO BAD THERES NO RETURNS! NO OFF YOU GO! BE GONE FROM MY SIGHT!"

I look at this crazy kid name tag and read it as "Aether"

"Yeah, ok. See you Aether."

"**LIL GASP. HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?" He look at me in shock and start rudely pointing at me. I want to break that finger that is pointing at me. That's plain rude.

"... it's on your name tag?" I point it out. Looking at the warm cup. It look likes it's mocha flavor or something.

"...oh yeah. W-will you can go now!"

"Okie... See you." I then turn away but I heard a girl voice and a boink sound from behind.

"AETHER HOW COULD YOU BE RUDE TO A CUSTOMER?"

"Awww."

But the noises of those two fades away as far distance I walked away from them.

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-in which it all began with a wanna be (suspicious) Starbucks store and a venti size cup.

Start: 03/03/2021

Warning: this book contain of the abnormality of the writer who cannot stick to drama or comedy and mix them up and put to much comedy on it. I cannot write serious things. It might be confusing and make you tagged with crazy once you got to the comedic part. I am deeply sorry but I cannot help you regain your reputation after that.