"YOU FUCKER DARE SLEEP WITH MY SISTER? I WILL MURDER YOU!" he then throws chopsticks that are brought in the dollar store--it was embedded to the wall beside the phone as Venti dodges his attempts.
"HEHE, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! HER BED IS NICE AND SOFT! AND SHES CUTE WHILE SLEEPING!" Did venti stand on top of the table holding... a beer? where did he get that? "How could you not have good fine wine? but I'll take this instead~" he added while he takes a sip then gup them down.
"YOU DONT ONLY JUST SLEEP WITH HER BUT WATCH HER SLEEP LIKE A CREEP? I WILL NOT ONLY MURDER YOU, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WON'T BE REMEMBER YOU LITTLE SHIT!" he was on the dishwasher and proceed to throw what he grabs to throw at Venti and them all that purple spark as after image. "AND STOP DRINKING THAT BEER!"
somehow I get confused if Venti talking about the kind where it's rated SPG or the sleeping in the bed as in just plain sleeping.
">:/ LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN TRY DOING THAT BEFORE YOU LOST YOUR BREATH!" venti through the empty can of beer and it hit my brother in the forehead, I say he got a bullseye.
"...YOU. ARE THE ONE WHO WILL LOST THEIR BREATH!"
"...welp." I take out the chocolate from the fridge as I proceed to eat it but wasn't able to finish it when I focus on drinking my cup because I would not want while I wait for the stove to finish heating up. hope they won't waste food. "Mochi dont you dare throw that meat..." I said to my brother who is about to grab hold of the sliced meat from earlier.
"tch... I won't." he let go of the meat and proceed to throw the kitchen board instead.
I sip my drink as I watch them fight.
"just asking how do you guys do that special effects?" I ask just chilling as a knife is thrown just barely missing my face. the two ignored my question it seems and I dont know if i should be thankful for no additional knowledge that would blow my mind again after seeing a small person become a normal size person.
if you think I'm ok with this.
I am not. but if someone chooses [ fight ] then let them fight--I respect their life choice of trying to end it. I have 911 on speed dial. so it's ok.
*crash.
"oh." I look at the cup that been hit with a spoon and it cracks... and one of the shards hits me. now it's bleeding. "well, thats sucks." I stood up and went passes the two fightings... and the place I pass have items stuck on the wall just as I walk passes them,
"oh yeah, Mochi..." I called out to my brother as I stood by the door, I saw them ruined the kitchen. "I dont have a paycheck to pay for this, ok?" I said as I went to clean my wound and take a shower.
...
when I come backstairs I saw them looking at each other with arms cross in the table with the distorted room. I seat in one of the chairs. "so you guys ok now?"
"why that fucked in our house---what happens to your arm?!" Mochi who now realizes I have a bandage on my arm said in worry.
"it's nothing you should worry about since I already put a bandage on it." I said to him. "anyway I brought a fake Starbucks for a super cheap price... and he comes along with it." I point at Venti whos eating the chocolate I left unfinished on the table... man, is he an alcoholic or something...
"my lady~~ was it that meany who did that to you? we should blow him away!"
"...it doesn't matter who did that and why. but can you two answer my question:
why are you, the small dude from before turn big, then use some kind of wind effect as well that implies to you too. my dear brother? answer the damn question or else :)" I give them the most wonderful smile I can do.
"...."- Venti and Mochi.
*pweeef.
"oh the food is done." i stood up and get the food and serve it on the table. "eat up... because it might be your last meal :)"
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Venti Latte || Venti // Barbatos [ Modern ??? au]
Humor"COME AND GET YOUR STARBUCKS ITS ON DISCOUNT!!" "But That looks fake." "It's discounted and taste the same. You ganna buy or not?" -in which it all began with a wanna be Starbucks and a venti size cup. Author: if your reading this in Teenfic net. I...