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Ámbar: Now, what did we say about comparing Emilia to the devil?
Luna: It's offensive to the devil?
Ámbar: ...
Luna: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Matteo: You're too hot and I still eat you.
Luna: *blushes*
Matteo: *winks at her*
Miguel: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER-
Luna: Why are you smiling?
Ámbar: What? Can't I just be happy?
Simón: Benicio tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Jazmín: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
Delfi, used to this: Sure they are, Jazmín.
Jazmín: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Delfi: Okay.
Jazmín: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake.
Delfi: ...
Jazmín: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Delfi, crying: Jazmín, please stop.
Simón, fascinated: No, keep going.
Simón: *loses Ámbar in a crowd* Hey Matteo, I can't find Ámbar anywhere. I'm getting worried.
Matteo: Alright. *cups mouth* ÁMBAR SUCKS!
*silence*
Matteo: OK then... SIMÓN SUCKS!
Ámbar, punching her way through the crowd: FUCK YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Simón: Found her.
Nico: I'm gay.
Pedro: Water is wet. The sky is blue. Nico is hot.
Nico: What-
Pedro: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.
Nico: Did you just say I'm hot?
Nina: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Simón: Maybe a little tipsy?
Luna: Drunk.
Matteo: Wasted.
Ámbar: Dead.
Mónica: Hello, people who do not live here.
Yam: Hey.
Jim: Hi.
Nina: Hello.
Jazmín: Hey!
Mónica: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Luna: They were out of Doritos.
Luna: I fixed it!~
Matteo: What did you fix?
Luna: Everything.
*loud explosion noise in background*
Luna: Except for that.
Ámbar during the middle of season 2: Not evil anymore. I want to be loved now.
Ámbar at the end of season 2: Evil again.
Emilia: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Literally anyone from the Roller Team: I see you're busting out the spring colours.
Matteo: I was today years old when I learned that NEWS stands for Notable Events, Weather & Sports.
Gastón: *sighs* No, it doesn't.
That's it for the first part! More coming soon!
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Soy Luna incorrect quotes!
Humorthe title says it all lmao also please let me know if any of these are inaccurate/should be changed also spoilers maybe possibly
