Hi!- Ella, who is also known by my unknown aunt, says as she hugs me. My eyes are still glued to Ed. His chin is wide open and I'm not surprised. I mean, we are... Cousins. Gross. Tell you a story? A really interesting one? Okay, so me, Allison, was hit by that guy over there, yup, Ed. Also to add we kissed. Also to add he ended up eith a beated head. Also to add that who punched him was Dylan. Why? Because I made out with Ed in front of his eyes and we we're still together. Why would I do that? Revenge. I found out he cheated on me so why not? So that's when I told him that I knew (after he had punched Ed) and told him to suck it up and deal with it cause we were over. Ed ended up with a bleeding nose and I never knew anything more form him. I didn't used him though, he did offer himself so...yup. And I kissed my cousin. And that was pretty awkward.
-Umm ,hi - he greets me.
C'amon. This can't be less awkward for Chriat sakes!
-Yeah, hi- I answer.
Is it me or I tense like th...
-Alli, why din't you show Ed around the neighberhood whike your aunt and I preper dinner?- my thoughts wer ibterrupted by my mum.
-Yeah, of course.- I answered giving her a big smile
With that and a few more words Ed and I are just out of ny house and he sighs.
-So, cousins, huh?
-Supposed to be.
-Remeber me right?
-Yeah, I do.
-I'm actually sorry that I hit you and that I kissed you and that you boyfriend punched me and really I just didn't think that you would turn up to be my cousin.
-Same- I chuckle.-By the way, not my boyfriend anymore.
-Well, how about we forget everything that happened that night and start form cero? Like propers cousins?
-Totally into that. I don't wont to feel awkward when you are around.
-Good- he replies
And with that we start talking and talking until my mum calls me sayibg dinner is ready.
Anyways, the night comes really quick and I fibd myself on my bed thibkibg aboyt today. Hell, it had been a long day. Not to mention that tomorrow was going ti be even longer. Valentine's is tomorrow and Ed is just coming new to our highschool so I have to ahow him around. And knowing the sluts of the highschool, the will just be awkwardly stalking him hoping he is The One And Only. Yup, long day.My head hurts. Hurts a lot. I just arrived at highschool and is freaking gettin me sick. Why? all the couples are making out as there is no tomorrow. I just glare at them and turn to Ed who is staring at them too like me. So, yup. I am not the onlyone feeling sick.
-Valentine, huh?
-You haven't even seen anythig. Wait until the day it's over and you tell me.
He chuckles and I show him around. Laura sees me and heads towards us.
-This is so freaking disgusting. What is the point of Valentine's Day if no-one is with you, huh?
-Agree-Ed says.
-mm, and you are?
-Oh! sorry!- I say- Laura, this is Ed, my unknown cousin until yesterday. Ed, this is my best firned Laura. There.
-Hi- she says.
-Hey- He replies.
Not much of talking, we all head up towards our classes as the bell rings. Laura and I have the same class now so she just won't stop telling me how hot my cousin is! I tell her what happened between us before we knew we were cousins and she just burst out laughing. Great. Now, all the class is staring at us. Yup, Laura, you won't be quiet, will you?
So, now it's lunh time. And it really sucks. Like every Valentine's Day we head up towards outside and deal with every year speech and really dumb games to make you fall in love with someone or something like that.
Stupid.
Ed comes to where I am and Laura and I exchange looks. Who is that boy with him?
Anyways, we head up towards our seats.
I see Ed who seats two seats beside me and beside me there is Laura and this other guy who seems new cause I haven't seen him before and his talking to Ed. So, this all cute-couple things start and I fell sick. When most of it already finished I sigh. This is getting really long. Then, I realise Ed is talking to Chloe.
Wait, what?
-Hey! I suppose you're new.
-Yeah, this is my first day actually.
Okay, so no. Chloe you are just too bitchy to get your germs into someone who has got my same blood. I stand up and grab Chloe:
-He is my cousin and no, he is not manwhore who you can use for to spread your germs. So, let.him.alone.- I say.
She just glares at me and goes to another seta. Point for me. I hear a chuckle and surprisingly comes form the mistery boy, huh.
-You didn't have to be sooo rude- Ed says.
-I kinf od needed to. She is a bitch. Just so that you can know.
-Thouch, if she wasn't, you made her look like one- Mistery boy says as I seat where I was before and I answer him.
-She does that just by herself. I only encourage people to notice it more once in a while.
He chuckles.
-By the way, my name is Alex.
-Allison.-I stare at him.
-Nice name Allison- he says.
-Thank youu- I reply, turning my eyes again to where the couples thing is going on.
Now, the final couple-game-or-whatsoever-stupd-thing.
Let me tell you in what consists of:
It's called "KISSING CUPID", yup, that name is just soo incredible, huh? Anyways, It consists in that a certain person grabs the camera form the chool and zooms into a couple. The whole crowd starts screaming KISS KISS KISS and that couple kisses. No big deal.
So, a girl, who I think is called Daniella, grabs the camera and stats zooming couples wich appear in the big screen. People are waiting to see if they are the lucky couple. She just keeps moving and until she stops in a certain couple and says kiss no-one is going to kiss anyone. And then, she open her eyes. So, that usually menas:BANG, found the perfect couple. She moves the camera and zooms until she manages to capture the couple in the screen. Then, she screams KISS and I look towards to the screen to see which lucky couple is, huh.
And then, my eyes go widder than they ever had. I am staring at myself. Alex is beside me. Alex is also in the screen. Please no. Please no. The crowd starts yelling and screaming kiss. What the hell. I have to kiss him.
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