I want to Sniff Zero Two's farts

Ichigo

Y/N - Your Name. You take the place of Hiro's position, like he never existed. Takes place when you have not become a pilot yet, but are aware of Zero Two's existence unlike the anime. Think of it like an alternate universe.

Today was another day of training. It was a long day today and the sun was starting to set soon. I wanted to go back to my plantation to reset up for the next day of training before I could get my Parasite license. I aspired to become a stamen ever since I was little. That day of testing was inching closer and closer. But I wanted to talk to Zero Two about some things. We'd known each other since we were little, like, really little. I never really felt this feeling of 'love' until I got older and I met her again after we fell apart due to some... personal circumstances. Also after all of the other pilots-in-training were done eating, she'd always sit around in the common area doing... something. It was always different. Fiddling with her clothes, playing with some yarn she found somewhere, or she would be out swimming somewhere (or so I heard). She's a nervous girl but she opens up to people she knows well, friend or foe.

About a week ago, I was with my friend Ichigo, another old friend, talking to her about Parasite stuff in the common area after dinner and I heard a loud PRRRRRRAAAAAP near us. I looked toward the direction the sound came from and it was Zero Two. She had one leg up and was moving it back down when she saw me look at her. She blushed and looked away. Ichigo kept speaking though all I could focus on was the smell around me. It smelled like old meat and cheese. My nether region felt weird. I knew what was happening at this point. I heard about 'erections' from Goro and suddenly, there was a tent in my pants. I snapped back to reality and focused back to Ichigo.

"Y/N, what the fuck?!", she yelled.

"Huh?", I stammered.

"Why did you just pitch a tent down there?"

"OH SHIT!"

I moved my hands to cover my crotch and ran to the bathroom. I had a miniature ruler in my pocket from that day's training, when the instructors taught us about the parts of the FranXX, and I measured my hard cock. It was 7 inches. Holy shit. What a number. I hid in the bathroom for 20 minutes until I heard someone walking into the bathroom. I came out and fortunately for me, it wasn't Ichigo or Zero Two. They were the last people that I wanted to talk to at that moment. Ichigo was outside the boys' bathroom hallway and my left cheek felt a sudden sharp pain.

"Y/N, why did your dick get so massive?", she yelled at me.

"I... I don't know!", I said, trying to lie my way out.

"Don't lie! What kind of pervert thinks so lewdly of us girls? You've known me since we were kids!"

"Do you really want to know?"

"Yes! Just tell me! I'm not going to laugh or tease you, I've known you for so long, she says while lowering her voice.

You sigh, embarrassed of what you're going to say.

"I sniffed Zero Two's fart and got hard...", you mumble.

"What? I can't hear you.."

"I sniffed Zero Two's fart and it made me horny.", you annunciate.

"Oh? Is that what made you so horny you ran away? Well why couldn't you have just told me?"

"I didn't know, Ichigo. I just got distracted for a second and that was all I could focus on instead of listening to you. I ran to the bathroom because I didn't know what to do."

"Let's go to my room. The adults aren't looking now. I don't need anyone else listening to us."

She grabs your right hand and starts sprinting, dragging you along. She hauls you to the girls' wing and into her room which she shared with Ikuno. You did not like where this was going. She throws you onto her bed back first.