Stuffed...|technoblade x reader|

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y/n woke up in the middle of the night. The grass was cool and the sky shone with stars and moons.

y/n smiled a little bit when they saw that they had fallen asleep. They reached over and grabbed the stuffed pig which was a little while away and simply put it in their lap.

"My sleep schedule is fucked now... now the greatest thing while fighting a war..." they said softly. Their voice was loud in such a quiet environment.

Their thoughts wandered around as they stared up in the sky, their hands freely massaging the stuffed animal's head. y/n hummed a small melody and just sat there. Thinking about what they were going to do...

"I could try to go back asleep but i won't be able to... unless i wear myself out. Yeah.. I'll go train, wear myself out and sleep. Kinda genius if you ask me" y/n spoke before standing up bringing the stuffed animal with them out of your habit.

It took about ten minutes but they found a stupid dummy and set the stuffed animal down on a tree nearby before unsheathing their sword with a satisfying sound of metal scraping against metal.

y/n stepped back in the reading position. Their mind wandered to imagination as they imagined a real person standing there reay to kill them with blood thirsty intent.

y/n lunged. They lunged low though, they stabbed their sword forward through the air in hopes of stabbing the imaginative person in front of them. But the person was too fast. They stepped to the side and went to go stab y/ns back.

y/n swung back before instantly dropping low and kicking their foot out in hopes of tripping the male. The male was to fast and jumped up but bright up their sword as if they were about to stab their leg. y/n redrew their leg and backed up a little bit of a pant in their step. The pink haired men charged at them, their swords raised high. The male jumped ready to hit but y/n ducked and stabbed upward. The two swords collided and they both flew out of each other's hands. y/n backed up the two definitely panting now. Then, like dust. The pink haired, cape wearing male disappeared. y/n stared for a few seconds before looking at mr.blade. He moved. They were sure of it... right? Wait. y/ns sword.

It was on the ground a few feet away....

y/n passed out on the ground near their bag when they got back. Unable to keep their body moving much more from the internal conflict they were facing. What was that? Why did it happen? It confused y/n greatly but they just second guessed themself and shoved away the feeling ending up with a simple trick of the mind and accidentally flicking their sword out of their hand.

When y/n woke up in the morning they saw three people standing off to the side near a tree. y/n simply guessed they were wilbur tommy and tubbo and flopped their head back down to sleep. It felt like there was a very big warmth next to them but they just assumed it was their own cape and sighed warmingly and shuffled closer to it. They mumbled and gripped the fabric, it felt like something patted their shoulder but they just suspected it was something falling on them so they just brushed it off. They fell back into sleep.

When y/n as shook awake they lifted their head to see a very concerned wilbur,

"What are you doing out here?????" Wilbur asked concern dripping into his voice and easing through his words.

"Mmm just fell asleep p-" y/n mumbled shifting onto their back.

"You're gonna get an ache and then you're not gonna fight as well. come on let go now" wilbur said pulling on y/ns shoulder. They grumbled and mumbled more by eventually sitting up. They grabbed mr.blade which was laying next to them and threw on their heavy cape and was dragged into a home with wilbur.

"Oh! y/n! Did wilbur grab you for breakfast?" y/n heard an overly chipper voice speak. It was nikki.

"I guess. You guys have no need to do so though," y/n said waking up slowly now. Damn the aching from last night returned to their joints. Did they really cut their wrist that much from the accident flipping the blade out of their hand? Wow., they should give himself more credit.

"Nonsense. Sit down" the two said and y/n was pushed into a seat. y/n sighed and just patted mr.blades head idly while they spaced out waiting for the delicious smelling food.

Small talk filled the air between the three as they ate. y/n mainly just ate and talked quietly to mr.blade while niki and (mainly) wilbur had very animated and loud conversations. Something about an anteater. Who knows.
"What are you really talking about?" y/n said the peeve creeping into their voice like venom.
"I'm sorry ant eaters SUCK" wilbur said slamming the table. He said sorry quietly to nikki.
"Have you ever seen an anteater?"
"No but i know for a fact they suck"
"Youre being stupid"
"You've been talking to a stuffed animal the entire meal i don't want to hear it"
"You're just jealous of our friendship"
"No."
"Just admit it."
"I have nothing to admit"
"You're helpless"
"Oh but you love it"
"No nikki does."
"Hey! don't bring me into this!"
"Sorry niki" y/n said giving a fake pout to nikki. They all burst out into laughter and the food after that wasn't as quiet. The ice was officially broken.

after breakfast the three headed out to make rounds on the 'troops and fine warriors' as wilbur called the two children that were bickering and arguing over a stupid bee...

"I officially denounced these two as secretary of state and vice president. nikki, y/n, be my new government '' Wilbur said in a fake wine. y/n and nikki laughed it off but tommy stood up and started to yell at wilbur.

"nowyoulistentomepresidentwilburiamthebestvicepresidentthatyouwilleverhaveandtoreplacemewithy/nwouldbeacrimeandiwillnotstandforit-"

"Tommy, Tommy calm down it was a joke" y/n said clapping tommy's shoulder. their hand got brushed off through and the male just kept yelling at wilbur very feistivly "you seriously are the biggest child i've ever met." y/n shook their head as they stuffed Mr.blade into their bag and sling it over their shoulder once more.

"YOU ARE LITERALLY CARRYING AROUND A STUFFED ANIMAL WHEREVER YOU GO! SHUT UP PERSON" tommy yelled sticking a finger in y/n's face. they swated it away and smiled, begging to tease at their lips.

"yeah yeah. whatever you say '' y/n spoke confidently as they pushed the male away. tubbo was still happily playing with a bee that seems to be fascinated by the flowers tubbo had. no wonder he carried around flowers in his pockets.

"hey y/n?'' Tommy had asked when they all settled around and were walking the walls together on a patrol. y/n hummed okay for him to ask the question he had on his mind.

"why'd you come help? like i know you would help anyways but isn't there a certain reason? like you said something about a stupid book when you first came and wilby- i mean wilbur had said hed wait until after we won. which we obvious will. I was just wondering '' Tommy said, talking at a rapid pace.

y/n smiled. "Oh I have a book I want to get from him. He said he would wait until after the war to give it to me though." y/n said softly. Tommy nodded before stopping dead in his tracks. y/n followed his lead and looked around.

there they were.

the dream team.

standing right there.

signalling for wilbur to come talk....

1257 words. wow okay i am so SHIT sometimes. no wattpad is... for anyone wondering i posted a different version of this and ive been working on this on and off for the past three or so days. two days ago i fixed all spelling/grammar/typo mistakes and APPARENTLY it didnt save :< so i had to go do that and struggle with that panic attack. luckily. google docs is WAYYY more supportive and actualy saves that bullshit sigh
anyways

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