Stuffed...|technoblade x reader|

5

Y/n laid on a bed in the caravan truck

(a/n i have literally no clue what i'm doing timeline wise. the story isn't really revolving around l'manburg and main events, so ignore the lack of consistent <3)

it smelled hot and steamy, the number one way they could tell brewing stands were in use.

y/n groaned and sat up their shoulder still hurting like nether. y/n looked around, no one was inside, though y/n could definitely hear voices outside. they just sighed and looked for their bag on their hip... only to find it wasnt there. if someone took their bag they're going to fight a bitch and they're going to win against that bitch they've- oh there it is.

y/n stood wincing as the feeling of the shoulder weighed on the collar bone then on their neck. they sighed and walked forward picking up the bag with the healthy shoulder. looking inside they only saw one of their books drenched. the bag had taken the rest of the water. good. good.

y/n went to the door pushing it open to see a tall blonde boasting, a smaller brunette beside him a smile on his face and little horns sticking out the side of his head and of course, the tall brunette with the beanie on his head and a blue uniform draping on his body like the rest of the team. y/n chuckled as Wilbur signed irritably. This brought attention to them and Tommy, the blonde, tubbo, the horned brunette, and Wilbur, the tall brunette, looked over. tubbo was the first to ram his body into y/n's laughing as he hugged the h/c.

"heylo tubbo" y/n said in a weird accent

"Heylo y/n" Tubbo responded, letting go of the person standing before them.

"how are you feeling?" wilbur asked. y/n shrugged with their good shoulder but was soon looking at tommy who decided to start yelling person, and more specifically

"AAAAAA pErsOn" running around and very annoyingly attracting the attention of the other people. y/n sighed and set down their bag. "tommyinnit i will tackle you right here right now if you do not shut the fuck up" y/n sighed. (HEYO- a lot of people were upset because they're no American so i changed it from "American person" to AAAAA pErsOn" so there ya loves go <3)

the run in with dream had made them agitated. just because y/n was on the dreams m land doesn't mean he needed to go and shoot a fucking poison arrow into their shoulder and just about murder them. dammit dream. learn to loosen up for five minutes. y/n sighed and brought them self back to reality staring at the males in front of them. and then y/n spotted Nikki. perfect.

y/n trotted over niki earning a smile from the female. "ey nikki!! just wondering, do you have any crops i can borrow. my stash of carrots back at home are frozen" y/n said making a fake pouty face on their lips before bringing it to a smile. nikki and y/n laughed before nikki nodded. "yes i do! i have some potatoes and beets if you want them. Beets can be made into excellent soup and baked potatoes help replenish your health a lot!" Nikki said, leading y/n back to her house. Wilbur, Tommy and Tubbo had been too distracted by each other to notice the disappearing act.

when y/n had gained the potatoes and beetroot they decided to ask about books next. "I know you guys don't have many books around here, probably tommys doing, but i was wondering if you had any potion books that talked about purple potions that smelled like plums and chocolates?" y/n asked nikki. Nikki thought for a good hard minute. "no... sorry y/n. i can't seem to remember any. but will have some books that he doesn't let any people see, I'm sure if you ask he'll tell you about them!" Nikki said cheerfully. y/n sighed and modded. then headed grudgingly out into the warm air once more.

"y/mnnnnnnn how can you be so warrrmmmm its freezing hereeee" tommy and wind as y/n removed their velvet cape. y/n looked at him and shrugged.

"Tom, I literally live in the snow. it's easy to be warm. this actually feels amazing" y/n said shaking their head laughing. Tommy just cringed and seemed disgusted by the person. "Tommy, leave y/n alone, how would you feel to live in the cold. all alone. all the time." wibur said, sighing. the writer and y/n chuckled at the thought of tommy being alone and stranded... maybe without his teams too. oh the chaos.

"i would stand up tall, face the wind, and say 'I AM A BIG MAN'"

"more like a big baby" y/n said under their breath continuing to read the book the pig stuffed animal beside them.

"literally shut up y/n you have a stuffed animal next to you" Tommy said staring at you defiantly.

"Duhhh, it's in case someone walks by goes 'oh hey that's mine' so i can give it to them" y/n shook their head like it had been so obvious.

"That's so fucking stupid. Why would anyone around here have stuffed animals? We are all big men, ''Tommy said. tubbo gasped.

"how dare you say that in front of Tubbo. tubbo mr.jbee is very amazing and you are still a big man even if you have im" y/n said gently patting tubbo as he shrugged. Tommy sighed and turned to go bother Wilbur though.

"yo will!" y/n called running after the male. it was about time for them to head back and the rest of the crew was about to go to sleep.

"Yeah y/n" will say, smiling brightly when you come running up to him.

"have you heard from phil,,, hey that rhymed hehe" y/n laughed rubbing the back of their neck. wilbrus face seemed to darken with jealousy for a moment before he shrugged, shaking his head no. "alright. well i'll see you next time then! oh wait sdbfowe'' y/n said before almost falling from turning so fast. wilbur caught them and smiled as y/n set himself back up. "anyways. I'm looking for a book that contains at least something that talks about a purple potion that smells like plums and chocolate" y/n said briskly.

"i do have that. but I think it might be in one of five books. i'll look for it later and contact you about it. kay?" wilbur said smiling/. y/n nodded and ruffled the tall man's head being able to easily/hardly able to reach his head since i/was so y/h/n(the name people would refer to you as in like short/tall). wilbur laughed and swatted y/n's hand away before shooting him off.

y/n chugged a potion of invisibility at the gate. they looked around before sprinting on all the pasts trying to be as quick as possible to not disrupt anyone or get seen. when they reached the community house it was once again. filled with noises. once again. being from dream and the dream team. y/n cursed silently in their head before standing to the side carefully and silently taking another swig of their potion. the door opened and y/n froze. Dream walked out his mask laid carefully on his face. He chuckled and walked forward, the bow still in his hand.

y/n prayed to any god possible that he would not see the particles floating off of them. but he kept walking. y/n ducks into the house and puts the other door and finannyl up the steps of the nether portal.

y/n stepped through the portal with a sigh of relief as the potion wore off.

I1268 wordsssss :DD pog two chapters in one day... or ive lost track of time and reality wibegsdune)