one of my lovers: 911 uh yeah I need help with some beautiful babes, what's do you mean you can't help, no please I'm simping I need help
me: 911 is life or dead ur suppose to call my number for simping assistance and u can call me daddy 😏😉 or 619 354 1098
*i tell my friend my response she said "You smooth mother fucker" lmao*
Me: I am a smooth mother fucker
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