Italic is what I said
Bold is what The_Eret_ said
Luna ran to eret. "ERET! HOW'S IT BEEN" She yelled as she ran into his castle.
"LUNA!?!" He ran up to her. He hugged her.
"Heyyy" she smiled as she put her sword and stuff away.
"Where you been?"
"Dead-" She said very seriously.
"I-" he just looked at her.
"just kidddingggg I been around I love the flag it's been a while since I been here I was isolated in a different part of the smp" she said smiling.
"What did you do this time." He shook his head.
"I did drugs because of tommy and I kinda got lost then I met a quackity who gave me more drugs so I got even more lost then I decided to build shelter but then I "made" a mansion and it look good ok ok I dint make a mansion it was a pillager mansion inside of a mountain and I killed everyone in there and decorated it and I loved it so much- but then I decided to just go north from the nether portal and luckily I made it here so now I know where a mansion is also my home and I know where the smp is by the way I kinda spawned a nether portal in your castle in my room"
He just hit his head with his hand "god you're dumb"
"HEYYY that is no way to talk to your right side man/woman okay! Also I'm your partner in crimeeee oh yeah and by partner in crime I kinda blew up dream's house and he is now homeless... and I kinda yelled "for eret!""
"god damn people are gonna think we are dating"
Luna blushes because she is in a awkward position "I mean like how! And I uh what- wait?"
He bend down so they are face to face "don't do that dumb shit again without telling me"
She looked down disappointed and sad and she mumbled a "sorry eret..."
"hey hey don't be sad" he smiled. "It was an honest mistake, just don't do anything like that to dream"
she hugged eret
She also started walking out
But as soon as she was at the door she said"wait so not to dream... what about George or Sapnap? WHAT ABOUT TOMMY :O "
She ran out about to create some chaos
"No Luna- there's no saving her"
*Time Skip*
Luna was on Tommy's house with 2 discs and Tommy was with tubbo yelling at me.
"NO TOMMY I WANT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC ILL GIVE IT BACKKK I SWEARRRE"tommy yelled swears until Luna gave them back but as soon it was in Tommy's enderchest she blew up the house and ran from the 2 who had netherite while she just had a wooden stick
She then bumps into.....
"Luna..."
"H-heyyyy erettttt"
Tommy catches up to us yelling slurs until he sees eret and stops immediately.
"Tommy...Luna.. WHAT IS GOING ON"
"Eret...I-"
Tommy cutted Luna off "SHE DESTROYED MY HOUSE"
"It was ugly" I eyerolled.
Tommy cutted in again before she could say anything "AND SHE TOOK MY DISCS!"
Luna replies "and I gave them back"
Tommy was furious and brought out his sword
"EEEK" Luna shrieks hiding behind eret.
"Tommyinnit" he brought his sword out "Down"
Tommy felt threatened so he put his sword down and walk back a block
"Thank you" Luna whispered
Luna hugged eret from behind because she was a bit scared
"Now explain to me nicely"
Too lazy to finish rn so here is a teaser
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