Incorrect Qoutes (and being stupid and savages ig)

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one: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

hope: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

one: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

X.D: Actually I did the math, hope would have $225, not $0.15.

hope: Fam I'm right here....

Doggo: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

one: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Doggo: Sorry I only have a dollar

one: :(

X.D: Hey I just realized my friend is right, hope would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Doggo: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

X.D: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

skid: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

X.D: Apply juice to what

yoyo: Directly to the forehead

hope: Great chat everyone

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one: What do you think hope will do for a distraction?

umbrella: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

umbrella: ... or they could do that.

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one: Care for another sundae, weenie?

hope: I am not a weenie!

umbrella: Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*

hope: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.

shadow: You tell 'em, hope! *sips their drink*

hope: shadow, what're you doing here?

shadow: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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one: What's up guys? I'm back.

hope: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

one: Death is a social construct.

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one: We need to distract these guys

hope: Leave it to me

hope: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

bog, X.D, and chuck: *Immediately begin arguing*

yoyo, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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one: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

hope: Nope, absolutely not.

bog: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

X.D: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

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