one: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
hope: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
one: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
X.D: Actually I did the math, hope would have $225, not $0.15.
hope: Fam I'm right here....
Doggo: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
one: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Doggo: Sorry I only have a dollar
one: :(
X.D: Hey I just realized my friend is right, hope would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Doggo: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
X.D: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
skid: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
X.D: Apply juice to what
yoyo: Directly to the forehead
hope: Great chat everyone
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one: What do you think hope will do for a distraction?
umbrella: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
umbrella: ... or they could do that.
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one: Care for another sundae, weenie?
hope: I am not a weenie!
umbrella: Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*
hope: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.
shadow: You tell 'em, hope! *sips their drink*
hope: shadow, what're you doing here?
shadow: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
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one: What's up guys? I'm back.
hope: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
one: Death is a social construct.
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one: We need to distract these guys
hope: Leave it to me
hope: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
bog, X.D, and chuck: *Immediately begin arguing*
yoyo, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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one: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
hope: Nope, absolutely not.
bog: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
X.D: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
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The Creators Dolls (Ghostdre and Ore)
Randomi had to use paint on my laptop and IT WAS FUCKING PAINFUL AS FUCK also heavily inspired by: @Artiztic_Kurea