This shall be le Zane c:
                              Hay finally agreed to let me do her about me :3
                              After hours of begging of course cx
                              Her name is Alexis but call her Hayley :33
                              Anywhore this chicka is abso-fucking-lutely fabolous ;D
                              She's one badass motherducker. Kicked me in the balls when we first met. Been best friends ever since. x'3
                              Bloodyhell she's beautiful *-* 
                              Me.You.Bed.Now.Let's Cuddle. c';
                              LaDeDaDeDa...
                              Did I mention she's short? Like OhMyMarbles she's adorable :3
                              She tastes good too cx
                              Smells like strawberries *-*
                              And sleeps like an angel o.o
                              I'm starting to sound like a creep e.e'
                              I'm obsessed with this girl .-.
                              I won't leave her side. Litterally I tried following her in the bathroom. x')
                              Oh and she's MY Fluttershy >.>
                              Stunning nickname isn't it?
                              She's an AwkTurtleTard x)
                              She's been through more hell you could ever image. Fuck with her and I'll shit on your face. >.<
                              Got me? Good.
                              Kdjfkdjfg well that's all for now. TaTa Bishes ;DDD
                              noʎǝʌolI
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                                  