Filch and Lauren have been going on for weeeks now not wanting to leave each other's side while Haley, Becca, Potato and Melly were disgusted. Filch surprised her so many times she never wanted to leave him. They spent Christmas in his Janitors closet, did the nasty no details.
And Lauren always got detention just to spend time with Filch.
They were one month in for Lauren and the Group to leave. Lauren couldn't stand being away from Filch for so long until one day.
"Lauren will you marry me" Filch said, the rest of the group gagged and told Lauren to said no. But he had such a shiny ring and Lauren loved him so she said "yes 1010000019010100982782739339027262729 times yes" she said tears of joy coming out of her eyes.
It was her last day at hogwarts and she didn't feel like leaving and wanted to stay with Filch forever.
Then Filch and Lauren moved in together had these weirdly deformed kids that looked a lot like Filch but she still loved him and her kids. Then they lived happily ever after the end.
