CreepyPasta Rap Battles (Finished Season #1)

Ticci Toby vs. Laughing Jack

Ticci Toby:

This is such a cliche,

Put the white guy against a killer clown.

His monochromatic ass already knows how this'll go down.

That freaky smile that makes me wanna run away.

But no matter my thoughts I just suck it up and just stay...

Gotta defend my title, this is my survival

Many kids who read this adores me as their idol.

I believe as my duty, I give a smile that is toothy.

Because  even a battle against myself I couldn't be able to destroy me.

When I think about it, this isn't a laughing matter.

Knowing you, you might just laugh so hard and turn your insides to batter.

With all that laughter, you know something is really wrong.

Just like your lack at freestyling or even singing a right note in a song.

Will there be a time you just stop and think?

When you realize your not competition to me.

I understand if you feel you were provoked.

But lighten up, your a clown. Tell me a corny joke.

Laughing Jack:

Aw jeez, why do I always attract the dorks with skinny jeans?

I guess that's a sign that I need to start to change some things.

Being the fact that they always try to attack,

Me verbally you must remember I said try and best believe its a fact.

Just because you beat the rake doesn't mean we are equal.

But I must say I am manipulative and very deceitful.

That's not an opportunity for you to say something ridiculous.

I may be a clown but im an adult im not childish.

Speaking of which, you remind me of someone.

As much as I observe and think of the things you do I can't overlook that you are dumb.

Way back when, when we were friends with no doubts.

The person that I recall was the one I had to take out.

Now I must tell you your fate.

I will not make you wait.

Don't worry you'll be fine,

Just to let you know theres a tombstone written with today's date.

Ticci Toby:

How nice,

You decided to be the reaper today.

Well this is not a Christmas Carol,

So take your gloominess and jingle back all the way.

While your doing that,

You should go way back.

And just accept the fact,

That you lost this battle to moi so just go home and just relax.

Laughing Jack:

Its crazy that you believe I'll listen to your orders.

Being the fact your ego is pushing beyond your border.

Even a hoarder knows their limits,

But your just temporarily lost by someone else's gimmicks.

Now we know who really won,

It may end up in a tie.

You know clowns like to joke,

But that thought is just a lie.

WHO DOMINATED?

TICCI TOBY...

OR

LAUGHING JACK...

YOU DECIDE!!

[Make sure to comment so I could determine the winner]