3: Junk in my trunk

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I see shawty bae from across the lawn my hand nervously grips the trunk he looks like a guy who I would see in my dreams at night he walked out of his limozzeene and I took in thag hot bod. He walked out in a T pose and I was gawking at thbe archituctial dad bod w abs as they glisten in the 4O a clock sunlight. I stride over and his grey eyes land on me from across the way. He gives me a wink and i saunter over to him and say "hey shawty baee u hot dat me ples ". I call him handsome like over and over again because I need senpai to notice me👉👈. He towers over me and I can see his nose hair prickiling out. He breathes into my dirty unwashed neck and brethyw worded "don't call me handsome" I was confused but he wasn't finished with his sentence " if ur not gonna give me some of that badonkadonk" a bluchcreeped on my faccey.

"WHAT DIS GOING OM HEREEE!!!!👹👹"
"AHHH" I csream
a rando lady popes her head through the bushes and I run in the arms of hottie bae with his scrumpshadioutuons face and abs.
the bush woman starts talking again "I DESERVE THE 1000 DOLLARRDSSSS👹" she starts coughing on poison ivy "TAKE UR MEDSSSS" this time her words were directed right at hottie bae.
"IM NINA NINA AND WHO THE SHECK IS THIS UGLY HORRID SMELLY DIRSTY B ATCH COWERING IN FEAR"
That's when it hits me .

Nina Nina. The wo man the wo mith the ledgonwd. She Billied me MY ENFIRTE LIFE AND NOW SHES BACK?!!?!?!?!!?

she grabs swaty baes nose hair and pulls him into the his house. I'm now just chilling / trespassing on their lawn so I run. I run allllllllll the way to my front door and sigh " man"

Anyway🤪🤪 I HATE EGGS I HATE THEM SO MUCHHHH DIEEEEEE I DROPED TWO TWOOOOOOOO OK MY FLOOR TODAY HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE I HATE I hope u guys and girls and non-binary people enjoyed this I know I didn't!!! 🥰🥰😍 have a crappy saturday xx 💋

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Anyway🤪🤪 I HATE EGGS I HATE THEM SO MUCHHHH DIEEEEEE I DROPED TWO TWOOOOOOOO OK MY FLOOR TODAY HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE I HATE I hope u guys and girls and non-binary people enjoyed this I know I didn't!!! 🥰🥰😍 have a crappy saturday xx 💋

Vote for this please I don't know what that does but it gives me an even higher ego and I need it.

FANART TIMEEEE
I love my stans I hope I get a lot of fanart so here's the first one made by annonumous because idc about promoting artists no free clout.

This is so beautiful I appreciate it a lot🥰🥰😍😘🥰😍🥰😘🥰😘😘😗

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This is so beautiful I appreciate it a lot🥰🥰😍😘🥰😍🥰😘🥰😘😘😗

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