Carl the sarcastic cow

Carl and the snippy seagulls

Carl the cow was hating his walk, when down at the beach he tripped on a rock.

All of the seagulls gathered around, and laughed at poor Carl as he lay on the ground.

“Just wait till the day I get my revenge” he glared at the seagulls, “you’ll see in the end”

Carl the cow was hating his lounge, when all of the sudden he fell off the couch.

All of the seagulls gathered around, and laughed at poor Carl as he lay on the ground.

“Just wait for the day I get you all back” he glared at the seagulls, “I’ll have the last laugh”

Carl the cow was hating his hike, when up on the mountain he took a flight.

All of the seagulls gathered around, and laughed at poor Carl as he lay on the ground. 

“Just wait till the day that I show you off” he glared at the seagulls, “you’ll be the mop”

Carl the cow was hating his nap, when all of the sudden he rolled onto his back.

All of the seagulls gathered around, and laughed at poor Carl as he lay on his ground.

“Just wait till the day karma rears his head,” he glared at the seagulls, “we’ll see who laughs then.”

As poor grumpy carl walked back to his home, he kicked a small rock and stubbed his big toe.

“I hate those mean seagulls and all that they do” he sighed when suddenly someone yelled, “boo!” 

Carl looked over and saw with a frown, a dozen mean seagulls, laid on the ground. 

Carl looked over and what he saw next was his friend Finn sticking out his long neck.

Carl then realized what Finn had done.

He sacred the mean seagulls to show it's not fun.

He showed all those birds that falling is bad.

He showed them that laughing can make others sad.

Carl was glad that he got his revenge, he walked to the seagulls and that’s when he said,

“Maybe next time you won’t be so mean, you seagulls should learn not to be so snarky,” 

And with that said carl walked down the path and thought to himself, "just try not to laugh"

The very next day as he walked by a stream, he saw his reflection and said “why? why me?”