Hot Keqing

Hot Keqing - read desc!!

Hello reader,
This book is entirely, and purely a joke, dont take anything seriously,
I wrote this book way before ayaka's release, so I did not know where she was from, what her personality was and what she did.
I hope you enjoy!

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Keqing was thinking about Ayaka again. Ayaka was a thicc yak with sweaty pinky and fat thumb.

Keqing walked over to the window and reflected on her hot surroundings. She had always loved pretty Liyue with its hilarious, huge hills. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel happy.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a thicc figure of Ayaka .

Keqing gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a hot, six-pack, juicy-drop sour gel drinker with skinny pinky and thicc thumb. Her friends saw her as a creepy, combative cat. Once, she had even helped a creepy baby cross the road.

But not even a hot person who had once helped a creepy baby cross the road, was prepared for what Ayaka had in store today.

The hot teased like lying pig, making Keqing angry. Keqing grabbed a sticky phone that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Keqing stepped outside and Ayaka came closer, she could see the puny smile on her face.

Ayaka glared with all the wrath of 3266 skinny deep dragonfly. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want money."

Keqing looked back, even more angry and still fingering the sticky phone. "Ayaka, I love you," she replied.

They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two calm, clear cow running at a very smol pp keqing's bday, which had kpop music playing in the background and two tall uncles loving to the beat.

Keqing studied Ayaka's sweaty pinky and fat thumb. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Keqing in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't hate you Ayaka."

Ayaka looked disgusted, her emotions raw like a charming, cuddly charger.

Keqing could actually hear Ayaka's emotions shatter into 3245 pieces. Then the thicc yak hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of juicy-drop sour gel would calm Keqing's nerves tonight.

THE END

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