Why are they always in knots!!!?

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I was randomly browsing Pintrest (because I'm cool like that) and I was like. "You know what? I'm gonna watch YouTube!!" (Or "The Tubes" as I like to call them) and I grabbed my headphones and plugged them in and they were in a knot!!!

But it wasn't like the knot was impossible to undo or anything. I was just really mad at everything and ended up shaking them like Taylor Swift and whisper yelling how much I hate them.

And then I promptly apologised to them because I didn't want to get in a fight.

On a completely unrelated matter, I really need a phone with 500% battery life, because mine keeps committing suicide at 4%. Which is reasonable I guess, but still annoying.

Love and Triangles,
Sage...

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