Cut the cameras...deadass

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As you both pulled up to the school you unbuckled your seatbelt and tried to open the door but Kyotani locked it

Y/N: Whatchu doin there bud?

Kyotani: You don't get to leave until I get a kiss

Y/N: So your gonna hold me hostage in this car until I give you a kiss........ya know you have some odd ways of showing affection

Kyotani: Just shut up and give me a kiss

Y/N: Hahaha why'd you say it like that "gimme a kith" I can't take you seriously sometimes

As you were laughing Kyotani grabbed you by your throat and tongue kissed you (well we can see what kinda guy is go for my daddy issues are showing rn)

Kyotani: Ok we can go now

And just like that he left the car and left you shocked

Y/N: (these are her thoughts) "Wow is it wrong that I find the aggression attractive..... meh who cares"

When you two walked in the school you realized that there were a couple people staring at you dudes giving Kyotani jealous stares and females giving you hateful stares like they wanted to attack you right then and there

Y/N: What's up with them today everybody looks like they had somebody piss in their cereal

Kyotani: I don't know it's weird I wonder what we did to them?

Y/N: Yeah we're both so quiet unless it about our relationship but only a couple people know about that

Kyotani: Right

And at this point realization hit the both of you

Kyotani: You don't think.....

Y/N: No he wouldn't.....would he?

At that moment you both ran to the gym ignoring the concerned stares you were getting

Neither cared about anything but finding Oikawa and getting things set straight luckily you found him walking out of the gym

Y/N: YO SHITHEAD I GOTTA BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

At that moment Oikawa sprinted

Everybody was looking like you three were a bunch of lunatics and thanks to luck Iwaizumi was just around the corner

Y/N: IWA GRAB HIM

Iwa: What the hell is going on

Kyotani: JUST GRAB HIM PLEASE

Iwaizumi grabbed Oikawa by the  collar of his shirt and put him inna head lock (I would let Iwa step on me😌✋🏽)

Iwa: What did you do jackass

Oikawa: Long long story

Y/N: Well we got time

Oikawa: Ok ok fine I was at a party last night and got drunk and I may or may not have told a couple of people about you guys relationship BUT ONLY CAUSE I WAS DRUNK

Kyotani: How many is a couple?

Oikawa: Just like......halfoftheschool

Y/N: EXUSE ME? YOU THINK HALF OF THE SCHOOL IS A COUPLE?!

Oikawa: Well yeah compared to how many people I talk to

Y/N:......

Kyotani:.......

Iwa:......

Y/N: Kyo you trinna tag team his ass

Kyotani: Yup

Iwa: OK WAIT let's think about this and be calm and rational

Y/N: WAS HIS SORRY ASS CALM AND RATIONAL WHEN HE TOLD HALF THE SCHOOL OUR BUSINESS

Oikawa: Actually that was a lie

Y/N:...excuse me bitch? What was a lie?

Oikawa: When I told you I just told half the school.....I actually told the whole school.....and a couple of others

..............

Y/N: Where's a bat

Oikawa: NOOOOO CALL MY MOM CALL MY MOOOM AHHH SHE GON FUCKING KILL ME CALL FOR HELP

At that moment you cared about nothing but beating Oikawa to a bloody pulp so you ignored Kyotani and Iwaizumi trying to get you off him

Y/N: GET BACK HERE YOU BIG BIRD LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER

You were chasing Oikawa through the halls while Iwaizumi and Kyotani tried to stop you and ONCE AGAGIN you were all getting weird stares

You eventually chased Oikawa into the boy's locker room

Y/N: SAY GOODBYE BITCH

Iwa: WHOAH calm down Y/N ok we can all talk this out

Y/N: NO WE CANT CUZ NOW ME AND KYO ARE GONNA GET WEIRD STARES 24/7 FOR WHATEVER REASON......by the way why were we getting weird stares?

Iwa: What do you mean?

Kyotani: Yeah she's right we got weird hateful stares when we walked in almost like people were.....jealous of us?

Iwa: Wait you two didn't know?

Y/N&Kyotani: Didn't know what?!

At that moment Oikawa gulped

Iwa: Ohhh Oikawa you are low man

Oikawa: I was going to tell them......someday

Y/N: TELL US WHAT??!!!

Iwa: Yeah you two are like at the top of everybody's list

Kyotani: List..?? List for what?

Iwa: Crush list yeah you guys clearly don't know so I'll tell you...people bet on who can get with you guys actually this bets been goin on for about a year now it's with you guys and a bunch of others but your at the top of the crush list and the prize was whoever could get with either of you two would literally be king/queen of Aoba johsai

Iwa: But to be honestly was really only a bet amongst the more well known people but then people that have had crushes on you guys for like ever wanted to join and one thing lead to another

Y/N: Wait so lemme get this straight a bunch of people betting on who could get with us and now that people found out that we're together they're mad cuz they're little "bet" is over?

Kyotani: Oh you are so dead

Y/N:...cut the cameras.......deadass

Anywhosie this chapter was awful and random asf cuz I haven't updated inna while so I needed to do that

but I hope somebody enjoyed cuz I sure didn't but that's not the point anyways thank you all for being patient with me and I've decided that every chapter will have a vine in it weather it be a Haikyuu vine of just a regular vine

as always thank you for giving my shitty story a chance have a good day and make sure to drink and eat......and suckin a lil dick on the side wouldn't hurt ya ight I'm out adios amigos 👋🏽

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