America , texting Russia : Russia ! Help I'm being kidnapped
China: Where are you?
America : I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Russia : I'll call China.
China, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Russia : Where's America ? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
China: America ? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
China:
China: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
China: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
America : WHO ARE YOU?!
YOU ARE READING
Trump's Favorite Countries (along with some others I guess)
FanfictionTFCS gang shiz weird smiley guy as cover for now bc I have no idea what to put as a cover lmao
