LIMEY SPEAKING:
hello everyone. this
is a demonstration
chapter on why this
'super straight' bs is
ridiculous
featuring : karma akabane and limey hwang.
Karma and Limey are talking to two people at the arcade, which they haven't been to in forever because they've been spending most of there times either at Karma's house, the PC bang, or learning a new language. Karma and Limey have found out that they both had a liking to learning new languages, they've learned how to speak French, now they were moving onto the language, Korean.
The people they were talking to names were David and Britney. Both Karma and Limey thought those were two basic ass names, but they kept it between them while they squeezed each others hands from under the game table, indicating that something was funny.
Then the topic of relationships came up. David and Britney weren't in a relationship, they were simply friends.
"Oh so whats your sexuality then?" Limey asked.
"Oh were super straight-"
Karma and Limey both bursted out into the biggest laughter you could imagine. There laughter spread throughout the huge place and everyones eyes were on them.
"Super straight is kind of a new thing-" Britney said.
'I mean she was blonde, she couldn't have known better' Karma and Limey both thought.
"Super straight? Seriously? Are you not embarrased for yourself?" Karma asked in between gags of laughter.
It was a feeling in there stomach that didn't come up ever so easily.
You had to be extremely dumb to make the couple laugh like this.
"Were being seriously dude, I wouldn't date a Trans Girl" David said glaring at the two. Limey, stopping her laughter slighty, looked him in the eyes.
"Trans women wouldn't even want you" She smiles. "women in general wouldn't want this fat fuck" Karma added and Limey hit his shoulder and started to laugh more.
"HAH! Your probably closeted aren't you?"
David and Britney both stared at them with a mixture of Irksome and Astonishment.
"What?! Ew!? Why the fuck would I be gay? Being gays fucking weird, and also I pull mad bitches" David says defensively.
"How- can- a- person- be so- dull" Limey spits out as she holds onto her stomach.
"You know, you two saying that your 'super straight' but that term is honestly even more gayer then gay itself" Karma says stopping his laughter and looking at the two in the eye.
"Trans women aren't actually women, you now that right?" David says irritated.
"And your arm isn't actually attached to you, you now that right?" Karma repeats as he takes out his knife. "well if you keep talking, it won't be"
David and Britney both stood up in sudden shock at the knife.
"What the hell is your problem!" Britney yelled frightened.
"You have ten seconds to run, after that you two blondies won't have a left arm" Karma said and Limey found it really hot on how Karma was acting.
Really hot.
David and Britney both started running for there lives, out of the arcade, they were also screaming too.
Karma didn't end up chasing them, he just wanted to play some nostalgic games with Limey.
Moral of the story:
KARMA AKABANE AND LIMEY HWANG DO NOT TOLERATE 'sPiCy StRaiT' BULLSHIT!! THEY WILL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE IF YOU DO MENTION THAT YOU ARE SPICY STRAIGHT!!?? SPICY STRAIGHT IS ALSO JUST AN EXCUSE TO BE OPENLY TRANSPHOBIC<33 THE TWO OF THEM DO NOT TOLERATE IT XX
LIMEY SPEAKING:
okay but in all serio-
usness, this is based
on true events that i
experienced today ov-
er tiktok, and they
both sounded dumb
ASF and that inspired
me to make this special.
anyways, if you support
'spicy straight' DO NOT
EVER READ THIS BOOK,
OR ANY OF MY BOOKS
EVER AGAIN YOU DUMB
FUCK!!
YOU ARE READING
decade and one , k akabane
Fanfiction(this fucking stinks don't read this read my other karma fic its so much better... made this during covid lmao) old version: decade and one. " 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆, 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁...
