a couple of nights before the first day of junior high:
Me:
are you excited for grade 7??
Karma:
not rlly
won't be that different
Me:
ig,,, i'm surprised i didn't flop the year HAHA
Karma:
if it weren't for me you would have failed HAHA
Me:
tru
Karma:
what are you doing rn
Me:
watching deathnote
Karma:
kys
your obsession w deathnote has to be unhealthy
Me:
*dies*
Karma:
GOOD
Me:
DIE KARMA DIE
Karma:
*kills near*
Me:
BITCH NEAR AND I ARE IMMORTAL
we never die
Karma:
U BARELY PASSED THE SIXTH GRADE HOW COULD YOUR ASS BE IMMORTAL TFF
Me:
TRUTH🗣
BUT i am really good at english
Karma:
good at english /= immortal
fucking dumbass
Me:
k well i'm blocking u
Karma:
KYS
Me:
EVEN IF I DO I WON'T DIE,,, LIKE I SAID I'M IMMORTAL
Karma:
honestly even if u did die u would haunt the shit out of me
Me:
i would scare off every girlfriend u got by slitting their throats lol😛
Karma:
wow possessive
Me:
weirdddd that aint possessive
Karma:
KINDA IS WEIRDO
Me:
OK SAYS THE ONE WHO WANTS TO KILL EVERY TEACHER U SEE
Karma:
U DO TOO??
Me:
true
i would love to have a freezer full of arms
Karma:
yeah so u could hug them as a replacement for your dad for the lack of physical affection he gives u
Me:
NAHHH U WRONG AS FUCK FOR THAT ONE
Karma:
we should go to couples therapy
Me:
what
Karma:
what
Me:
FUNNY
Karma:
KYS
Me:
ONE DAY YOUR ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE ME KMS
Karma:
thot you were immortal
Me:
i am, i'm just speaking IF i wasnt immortal
Karma:
bitch your weird
Me:
THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T SLEEPOVER U FUCKING ROACH
Karma:
no because u could've slept w me in my comfy ass bed, but you ditched me for your rock hard bed?
Me:
I'M GETTING A NEW MATTRESS SOON MY DAD PROMISED ME
Karma:
when has your dad ever kept his promises
Me:
its all g, he's a busy man
Karma:
we should date
Me:
WEIRDOOO THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T SLEEPOVER😂
Karma:
SATIRE U DUMB BITCH
Me:
neway i love u karma good night
Karma:
gn
Me:
SAY ILY BACK??
Karma:
lyt good night
Me:
*blocks*
Karma:
i'll kill u
Me:
omg a threat
BITCH YOU WON'T EVEN LAY A HAND ON ME WHEN WE SHARE A BED FOR SLEEPOVERS STFU
Karma:
NO FUCKING SHIT
Me:
OKAY FOR REALZ, good night
Karma:
good night lime
a.n:
probably the last special for now... i'm working on decade and one pt.2 rn:))))
YOU ARE READING
decade and one , k akabane
Fanfiction(this fucking stinks don't read this read my other karma fic its so much better... made this during covid lmao) old version: decade and one. " 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆, 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁...
