Ice Cream, Stalkers and Shopping

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Stefan- hey is there ice cream in the house

Kate- no

Elena- who are you?

Kate- oh a stalker

Stefan- leave!

Kate- oh but I got you your favourite vanilla ice cream

Stefan- that's creepy, please leave

Kate- oh haha NO.

Elena- DAMON THERES A CREEPY BITCH AGAIN GET RID OF HER

Damon- huh oh wha- Kate! Hiiiiii haven't seen you in 4ever giiiirl!

Elena- wanna fill me in?

Stefan- what the hell.....

Damon- oh yeah she's a friend in need, she's staying here and in return she plays pranks on everyone

Stefan- why?

Damon- bored

Stefan- oh

Klaus- *screams like a girl* THERE IS A CREEPY IMPOSTOR ON MY BED

Stefan- ahhhh I see

Damon- yeahhhhh

Kate- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh this is greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat

Damon- yep!

Elena- ok Kate can you play a prank on enzo  and like change all of his clothes into girl ones

Kate- hell yea! Wanna help me buy some and then we can go shopping after?

Elena- hell yea!

Damon- can I come?

Elena and kate- no.

Damon- why?

elena- girl stuff

kate- yeah. #sorrynotsorry

Damon- mean :-(

*They drive to the mall*

Kate- hey what high heel size do you think Enzo would be?

Elena- maybe a 6 or 7

Kate- cool, whaddya think of right!dress and shoes? (Pictured above.....its really pretty right!)

Elena- more like, whaddya think it'll look like when enzo wakes up wearing it?

Enzo- when I wake up wearing what? Not that sparkly dress?

Kate- maybe

Elena- why don't we do it on Damon but pretend like its for enzo!

Enzo- ok

Kate- wow sorry I caught none of that, there's a hot guy over there

Enzo- he looks young, how old are you, humanwise?

Kate- 19

*good looking man walks over*

Kate- hi

Man- hi what's your name?

Kate- Kate, yours?

Man- Justin Bieber

Elena- ur that one that went to jail right?

Justin- yeahhhh......

Kate- STEP AWAY BITCHHHHH

Justin- that's harsh

Enzo- not really mate

Justin- *runs away*

*they go back to the house*

*Damon is sleeping*

Kate- perfect

Enzo- wait!!! A wig?

Elena- gotcha covered!!! A platinum blonde wig

Kate- oooooh snazzy!

Elena- thx

Enzo- elena undress him, then dress him...I don't need to see Damon clothe less

Elena- alright

*30 mins later*

Enzo- what took u so long

Kate- DONT ANSWER THAT

Elena- noooo.....I put face make up on him

Enzo- oh ok, he may have needed a harassment file against you

Elena- no...

Damon- OOOOOOOH!!!! I LOOK SNAZZY!!!! TBIS HAIR IS SOOOOOO SOFT AND TBIS DRESS IS SOO SPARKLY

Enzo- Damon?

Damon- sup enzzzz

Enzo- huh! U look like a girl

Kate- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes pics* *posts it in twitter, Facebook, instagram, makes a keek, makes a vine, posts it all on a fan page on tumblr and emails it to every vampire on her contacts list*

Klaus- heyyyyyyy damina

Damon- hey *flicks hair*

Kate- I DARE YOU TO WALK ON THE STREET LIKE THAT

*he does that*

A/n sorry, this one is really bad but I reeealllly need ideas!!! Help? Plz.....I'll dedicate it to the person who gives the idea....

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