1. Lisa's golden spoon

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A golden spoon is like a fork Without the needles to spoon the food. In short, they have literally. Nothing. In. Common.

On a bright and sunny night, Jisoo and Rosé was cooking lunch. Jennie immediately went to the bathroom to take a shower because she smelled food.

Lisa was hanging on her bed upside downward reading a book upside up.
She was so focused on the book that she forgot to turn off the lights so she can read better.

Lisa suddenly threw her book on the bookshelf aggressively because she smelled food. She immediately went to the kitchen and sat on the stove. "What's for lunch??" Lisa said excitingly. "Boiled fried macaroni ketchup sticks" Rosé replied. Lise got off the stove abd went in the oven to grab plates, spoons, forks and sporks.

"Hey... wait a minute.. guys?" Lisa said. "What is it??" Jisoo replied. Lisa shouted "WHERE THE HECK IS MY GOLDEN SPOON?"

Everybody in the room looked at each other and shrugged. Lisa suddenly bent her back like a fucking psycho and started to climb onto the cupboards and cabinets to find her golden spoon. She used her teeth to open each drawer, making sure she made her head twist 360 degrees to search them throughly.

Everyone was freaking out like this was some horror movie, Jisoo suddenly went to the microwave and called 911. Lisa crawled to Jisoo in 55 mph making Jisoo scared as hell.

While everybody was freaking out in the kitchen, Jennie was taking her time in the bathroom. She accidentally clogged the toilet so she used a godlen spoon to unclog.. it..

Well shit. So thats where it went.

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