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2. The Lost Jimin

( this chapter only has 4 characters ( Jimin, J-hope, Suga, and Jin) well because fuck, im lazy. Okae—)

A beautiful day has made its way to New York. No drug dealers, no robberies, no weird old drunk men on the sidewalks, and no naked man screaming like a psycho in the streets. Unfortunately for these boys that wasn't the case.

"JIMIN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SIJEHEKW—" J-hope screeched at the top of his lungs. They were just visiting a bakery shop and he turned his back for literally 5 seconds, Jimin went poof. He knew he should've bought that dog leash earlier. "Oh my fucking mother of ofbsnnsja" J-hope hurriedly took out his phone to text the other members.

J-hope:
I LOST THE DOG
I REPEAT I LOST THE DOG

Suga:
Ight, goodluck finding him.
You know what happened last time.

Jin:
Ikr
Jimin almost destroyed the Tower
Of Pisa.

Suga:
That was the big ben dumb bitch.

Jin:
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A BEN TO ME

Suga:
I will slap you.

J-hope:
WHERE ARE THE OTHERS?!

Suga:
Probably at the hotel.

J-hope:
WHATEVER JUST HELP ME FIND
HIM.

Jimin:
K.

-. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED .-
        - the quest to find Jimin -
                         Part 1

The boys met up on the top of the Statue of Liberty, don't ask just read. "Okay what the fuck are we doing here?" J-hope said. "I dont know I just followed Suga" Jin said. Suga replied "what? I was following J-hope-"

        Yeah these three are real idiots.

                 -. Quest failed .-

Meanwhile back at the bakery...

   A chef was cooking cupcakes, yuM— He was taking the cupcakes to the oven while suddenly a wild jimin dropped from the vents eating a macaro— 6 macarons at once. A waiter suddenly went in the kitchen and shouted, "I GOT THIS GUYS!" He suddenly threw a pokeba— Jimin kicked the waiter's balls and escaped through the back door. "Fuck..." the waiter groaned in pleasu- pain.

   Jimin ran into the streets like a wild fucking cheetah, running in all fours while eating macarons, AND FIXING HIS HAIR WITH HAIR GEL WHAT THE FU— He suddenly bumped into a drunk man and fell onto the ground. The drunk man suddenly—

( part 2 coming soon— )