One-shots

A Joke And A Babysitter (PJO)

Okay so I wanted to write a Percy Jackson story. Mind you all, I don't know much of what happens and just write from what I heard from my sister who won't shut up about it. Anyway,
I read a couple of ff's and saw fanart on Pinterest to get some vibes which most fans (and me now too) have for certain characters. Mind you for fanart so it could be inaccurate.
Thank you!

I find that Hades is the cool uncle, Zeus is the duchebag and Poseidon is - like his domain - a busy body who can be relatively chill. Anyway, while Dragon ff's are nice I'm going for another trope. With that said; have fun.
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Percy's POV

I was just chillin around at the beach looking at the water before my least favorite Uncle called for me. 'Ugh. I swear if it's about his love life or a new prophecy I won't hesitate to snatch my dad's trident and dive it in his face' I groaned to myself. I went up and was on the way out of camp. Then I got an idea. I changed course and went to the big house and looked for Mr. D. I found him behind his desk with a wine bottle. 'Is he trying to get drunk and forget about work? If so jokes on him for being the God of wine. He's not gonna get drunk.'

"Picky? What are you doing here this time of the day?" he asked.
"Just wanted to ask if you could flash me over to Olympus cuz a big dolt has asked for me and I'd rather not take too long at New York's reception desk" I replied.
He shot me a look "You're the first to ask me to bring you over there...or out of all the campers so far; so why not. But don't tell them when you come back, they should try to figure out themselves that I could help them with that." he told me smirking. I raised my eyebrow at him. I was then flashed away to the throne rooms giant doors.

I sighed to myself and knocked on the doors. They opened and I walked into the room. Surprisingly, Athena, dad, uncle Hades, Hestia, Appollo, Artemis and the others weren't there. The only ones who were here were Hermes and Zeus. 'This won't go well.. ' I thought to myself stepping into the middle of the room and waiting to be informed of why. I. Was. Called.

"Silence!" it was quiet, like before. I mentally rolled my eyes.
I'm gonna get an eye disorder from rolling my eyes because of him someday. I looked at Zeus.

"You" he said pointing his bolt at me, I only raised an unimpressed eyebrow at him in response. "Still don't give me the respect I deserve; for that-" , 'deserve?' I let that thought try to connect with my impression of Zeus... [System error] didn't work.

*insert dramatic pause and Zeus dramatically raising his bolt above his head with the tip pointing at Percy*

'Okay that's devastating bad luck as usual on me' I thought trying to grab Riptide but it wasn't there. I hastly looked around and saw the only other god in the room holding onto it with a sorry excuse of an apathetic and sad smile. 'Shiiiit!'

My POV

"You'll live a dogs life!" and with that Zeus shot lightnings from his bolt and Percy was now a canine.

{@Percy.exe is offline} (unconscious from the sudden change).

Hermes changed Riptide into a necklace with Poseidon's claim Symbol hanging from it and hung it around Percy's neck noting... That he was more of a wolf '...'. After that both Hermes and Percy vanished from the throne room leaving a self-satisfied, bastard copy of Thor on their throne musing the life of a street dog.

Hermes left Percy at the woods and quickly left for work as he was busy. The hero of Olymp should be able to find his way back to camp no? Right, and with that in mind he left him unconscious in a forest full of monsters. Very smart (Note the sarcasm).