The pregnant lady slurped the smoothie, it was pleasant.
It was so pleasant, in fact, her muscles and tendons jerked. Causing her to do a split.
Rip!
Her yoga leggings weren't strong enough, and now a BIG hole is on the leggings,
"Oop." She said.
Then, the man who was groovin' after eating a burger noticed the pregnant lady...
Grubhub man then thought to himself, "She kinda thick.."
He made his way over to her, holding his half eaten burger.
"H-hi Grubhub man!" She squeaked.
"Hello shawty. Lookin' kinda thick." He responded.
The pregnant lady blushed, "My name's Carol." She started.
"Dave, but you can call me Daddy."
Carol blushed, "I-I have a husband," she hesitated, "b-but you're an exception."
Dave cornered her, he leaned into her ear and whispered, "Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love,"
Carol gulped, "a-ah." She wanted to know what came next. Dave smirked, half eaten burger in hand and continued, "the kind of deals that make you boogie."
Carol, out of her instincts, boogied on Dave's burger; and gave him the deals he loved.
