CHAPTER 4: But Grammarly can Help

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   "Grammarly guy!" The ginger headed baby exclaimed.

Grammarly guy then grabbed Dave's leg and threw him into the lake.

"You idiot Grammarly guy!" Dave roared.

"That sentence isn't grammatically correct, but I can help!"

"You.." Dave started

"YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!" Dave yelled. Grammarly guy gasped, "That sentence wasn't grammatically correct!"

Grammarly guy's eyes glowed a bright green, Dave swam back to land and readied for an attack.

"Grammarly can help.." were the words Dave heard before Grammarly guy went up to his 25% power. Suddenly, Grammarly guy got BEEFY MUSCLES. Dave stared at the 8 pack Grammarly guy had gained, "No, I can't cheat on my Shawty."

Dave then punched Grammarly guy's face so hard he heard a crack. But his power was too much and his face healed in an instant. Dave spat at his eyes so he would be blinded.

But Grammarly guy was much faster, Dave didn't notice but Grammarly guy had already landed an uppercut on him. Dave coughed out blood and looked at Grammarly guy once more, "What? He was still blinded.." Dave's inner monologue spoke. Grammarly guy then grabbed Dave's neck, but Dave was prepared. He hit Grammarly guy in his knockers, stunning him. And then he. Finished. His. Burger.

At an instant, he lost weight and gained an 8 pack, almost identical to Grammarly guys'. As soon as Grammarly guy got up, Dave punched him hard. Because of that, Grammarly guy was launched to the bottom of the lake. Dave flew into the water and got a 40 hit combo on Grammarly guy. Grammarly guy healed half of his wounds but the hits were fatal so they can't be healed for a while. He punched Dave off of him and kicked him into the dirt.

"Grammarly can help!" Grammarly guy taunted.

"You can't beat me Grammarly guy!" Dave argued.

"That sentence wasn't grammatically correct!" He teased back.

*Giorno's theme starts playing*

All of the water in the lake was sucked up and went into Grammarly guy's chest, which is his power source, and he gained more power. Dave squinted, he was trying to look at Grammarly guy. Grammarly guy was floating above him and glowing, he was smiling, but behind his face he was pissed.

"MMmmm cheezburger." the ginger headed baby interrupted, Pico turned to shush him. Dave's neck snapped back to give the baby a death stare, after all he was going to feast on him. But before Dave could look back at Grammarly guy, Grammarly guy zoomed down and started to choke Dave using 17% of his power. Dave struggled against Grammarly guy's grasp, but quickly got away. Dave snatched the baby from Pico and threw the baby at Grammarly guy like a bowling ball.

Grammarly guy caught the baby safely without impact, and gave it back to Pico. But as soon and he looked back, Dave was gone.

"Grammarly helped.." He sighed.

Dave watched as he patched up his wounds. He then went back to his shed, planning his revenge. 

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 08, 2023 ⏰

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