Epithet erased!: OC insert!

A Bear trap and some Battery Acid

Hi my children, enjoy this chapter that took over an month to fucking make (Sorry about that btw) but that's not going to happen with the next few chapters
TW: swears, violence, hints at abuse and mentions of kidnaping,  murder, alcohol and war crimes.
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(Nobody's POV)

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al·co·hol
/ˈalkəˌhôl,ˈalkəˌhäl/
noun
•a colorless volatile flammable liquid that is produced by the natural fermentation of sugars and is the intoxicating constituent of wine, beer, spirits, and other drinks, and is also used as an industrial solvent and as fuel.
"alcohol breaks down in the body"
•drink containing alcohol.
"she hasn't drunk alcohol in five years"
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"Basil ranted about her 'arson-but-not-really-arson'"
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"Um. Excuse me? Miss Tour Guide? Sorry, but... what did you mean when you said: 'rob this museum'?.." Molly asked
"She makes a good point, aren't you security guards? Wouldn't that be the opposite of your job?" Basil walks over to Mera and gave her a stare, not the stare that's questioning you, more like a 'what the hell' kinda stare.
"We're not guards, little girls. That's just our cover." Mera whispers to Molly and Basil.
"Well if your going to 'rob a museum' you should change your name at least, you don't really see a lot of 'Mera Salamin' or 'Indus Tarbella' everyday. Then again I'm friends with someone named Stone" Basil looks at the 'my name is ____' card the two of them had, Mera just scoffed. (A/N: I would wonder why nobody mentioned that they knew how easy it would be to catch them, then again, Molly is 12 and probably never filed a police report)

"Well- Well we don't need fake names if we aren't going to get caught!" Basil let out an evil giggle. "But you just told us your plans. So if you get away with it now we could still file a police report with your names and looks, Indus is buff so so it will be easy to identify him" Basil said. Not even raising their voice.
"Kid, how the f*ck do you know that?" Mera cursed.

"I watch Buzzfeed unsolved"

"Uh... anyways. Mera, that explains why your tour was so bad. And I mean that the nicest way possible." Molly said, trying to stop an possible fight.
"Wh- No! It's not that I'm bad at tours! There was just no reason to try!" Mera explained.
"Ha you sound like my parents- I mean- he was trying" Basil said.
"See! I told you! The kids can tell the difference!" Indus says, happily.
"I'll give him four stars." Molly smiles.
"I would say how much stars, but half of the tour I was under a doggy pile of children, so I guess a four too" Basil said rubbing their head.
Indus gasps. "Four stars, Lady Mera! That's pretty good! That's downright commendable!" Basil liked it when Indus wasn't yelling, it was kinda comforting to her, knowing that he could control himself and not yell at any mistakes you made, or that he thought you made.
Ok sad stuff aside.
"Yeah! It is pretty good!" Basil cheered at Indus.
"Look! See what happens when you engage, you should be more engaging" Indus told Mera.
"We don't NEED to be engaging, Indus. There's only three things were going to do... sneak into the museum, find the amulet... and take the kids epithets."
"Do it I could really care-less"
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Well in the other corner of the room Giovanni was crying to his 'Boys'
"Spike.... Crusher... Darkstar...Bee! My boys! My beautiful boys! She beat them all up!" Giovanni let out a noise that kinda sounded like a wheeze.
Mera walks over to them.
"I'm surprised your still conscious. Our duel tech is usually enough to take losers like you down in one blow. Congrats! Your different! Anyways... Indus. Take our intruders into the dinosaur exhibit. And make sure they stay there." Mera makes fun of Giovanni.
"Ooh! The dinosaur exhibit is my FAVORITE! That is the exhibit with DINOSAURS in it! Right away, Lady Mera! Wait a moment... Lady Mera! If I am guarding them... who will PROTECT YOU!?" Basil was going to ask Indus to be more quiet, but it was his favorite exhibit.
So it's understandable why he was so happy.
It's f*cking dinosaurs. Of course your going to be happy.
Mera just scoffs again. "From these guys? Please. I wiped their entire squad out with a wave of my hand. They're kittens~" Mera Mocked.