My Little Purple Pickle

Chapter IV: Caught Scarlet-Handed

Gansita struggled to get up off of her weak ass, shaky ass, creaky ass, rusty ass knee bones. She managed to get one knee up off the ground in a bended position. She then tried to push down on the shelf next to her for support, but the shelf collapsed and before she could hit the floor Vision caught her by the neck. He swiftly lifted her up into the air, then dropped her back down to her feet, turned her around, and bent her over. The door was open, and Gansita held onto the door frame as she asked a rhetorical question that she fully well knew the answer too; "What are you doing Vis?" Gansita gasped.
"I believe I'm about to be doing you, my love" Vision replied, smirking.
"Oh Vis..." Gansita groans as she bats her eyelashes and bites her bottom lip. "Fuck me Vision! Fuck me right here right now!" 

   Like the obedient Android he is, Vision swiftly tears a big hole in Gansita's pants and before he can make another move Gansita immediately gasps and yells "VISION! I got those on sale! Levi's ain't cheap on a nail artist salary!" Vision quickly apologizes and scrambles to patch the hole back together but obviously this fails. Gansita chuckles and says "It's fine Vis. Don't worry about it. Right now, just focus on my plump round ass, tee heehee" Vision starts to enter Gansita's hungry hole. 

"DADDY!!!" 

"Gansita please keep it down. I haven't even put it all in yet." 

"Um...Vis. That wasn't me." Gansita says puzzled in shock. 

Vision slowly droops his now limp crab meat out of Gansita's bootyhole. He carefully walks to the edge of the door frame and pokes his indestructible head out to see Billy and Tommy staring at him. "Billy?" Vision asks worriedly. 

"Daddy, what were you doing to that woman?"

"I-I... I um... " Vision fumbled for words. "Um..." Vision wipes off the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve. "I was just helping this lovely lady fix her jeans." Billy stares down Vision with a confused look on his face. He slightly tilts his head to the side, "I know you're lying daddy." Billy says. 

"Um... Billy where is your mother?" 

"I'm right here..." Wanda says as she ominously steps out of the dark. 

"WANDA!?" Vision gasps. He could see his whole life flash before his eyes. It wasn't a very long flash :/

"Wanda what are you doing here?" Vision asks 

"I should be asking you the same thing" Wanda snaps back. 

"How did you find me?" 

"Well if you must know, our son. You know the one that me and you had together. Yeah, well he told me where you were. Nail polish, acetone.. there's only one place you could be."

"Honey I can explain-" Vision is interrupted by Gansita, "What is there to explain Vis? You were just simply having fun." 

"FUN!? Since when did adultery become the new FuN!?" Wanda exclaims! 

"SINCE I STARTED FUCKING YO MAN BITCH!!!" Gansita shouted, fist balled and nostrils flaring. 

"Kids. Go home." Wanda says as her fingers start to twiddle, forming her signature red energy ball. She slowly starts to rise off of the ground. 

"Mom we don't wanna go home." Tommy says. "This isn't up for debate Tommy! Take you and your brother home NOW!" Wanda demands. 

Tommy quickly grabs a hold of Billy's wrist and super speeds out of the door. 

   The tension between Wanda and Gansita is clear as day and Vision begins to say something but is hastily silenced by Wanda holding a finger out in front of him, gesturing him not to speak. "You." Wanda says as she points at Gansita. Her Sokovian accent is as thick as ever "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't yeet you through that wall like the dirty roach you are!" 

"Well because like most roaches, I'll just keep coming back!" Gansita's snarky remark infuriated Wanda. She was burning red, eyes flaming. 

Vision was growing extremely nervous. He knew Gansita had bad knees and Wanda had a bendy straw back. This would not end well.

Suddenly out of thin air, Gansita grabs a bazooka from behind a shelf in the storage room and aims it straight at Wanda's head!