𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗢𝗠 𝗬𝗨𝗧𝗔 𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦! ♡

catboy /ᐠ. ｡.ᐟ\ᵐᵉᵒʷˎˊ˗ (taeyong)

when yuta is on the brink of failing, fortunately, a new group project is coming up that will probably save his grades and his ass, he's THAT desperate for a grade

with his group mates decided to do a cafe, and somehow a maid cafe came into the mix

alternatively...

yuta wears a maid outfit and also he's a simp.

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"So what type of cafe is it? If it was just a normal one, it'll just be plain and probably students wouldn't go there", taeyong asked ― being the natural leader quickly gained the leadership of the group ― pacing around the room, members seated in a circle, sitting on foldable chairs left in the ancient, abandoned room.

"a grab-to-go one and we serve boba like i swear the abg's well sold that shit out", yangyang suggested, shotaro snickering beside him

"There's not that much "abg" you're talking about here" taeyong quoted, going back to his empty seat, his lips pursed, a slight furrow between his brows as he stares at the floor, practically burning holes on them, likely thinking about new ideas, which yuta found really really hot ー why does yuta find angry men so attractive, ack yuta, stop thinking about that, you're in the middle of a fucking meeting !?

"plus I think the grab-to-go has already been planned by other groups, so that'll be redundant", he added, eyes narrowing, god was taeyong that easily frustrated, that's hot ― shut the fuck up yuta OH MY GOD

prolonged silence settled in the small classroom ― the classroom, which they managed to borrow, well not really 'we', it was mostly taeyong's doings, using his charms to let the principal use this old abandoned classroom, the principal reluctantly agreed, since who wouldn't agree to the smart, hard-working, kind, and handsome student? He almost looks like he came out of a yaoi manga that yuta read about 3 weeks ago ― how can this man get any more perfect?

"What are we gonna do, omg, there are so many options but it's probably already made already", ten muttered to himself, hands-on his newly dyed soft, wavy, brown hair, frustrated, maybe even more frustrated than Taeyong or all of them combined. which is ironic since that bitch doesn't do SHIT

Jungwoo suddenly sitting up, his black hair bouncing due to the movement, beaming displaying a puppy-like tone "We could do a kissing booth", Jungwoo suggested with some hope in his eyes. I mean it is kinda understandable for him to suggest that, who wouldn't want to earn a precious kiss from lee taeyong himself?

"I heard that Jaehyun and Johnny hyung already planned that tho...", Mark said, making Jungwoo pout, defeatedly sitting back to his seat, mark patting his back afterward.

"gosh, what the actual fuck are we going to do, not like we can do a cat cafe or maid cafe-" yuta mindlessly blabbered, making ten's ears perk up.

A small Cheshire smirk forming on ten's lips, knowingly eyeing yuta with a glint of mischief in his eyes, God, after 16 years of friendship, yuta knew when ten smirked like that, somethings gonna happen, he remembered that same exact smirk when ten forced him to sneak out through his bedroom window when they were 15 saying "it was cool", yuta ended up stuck on his roof, being scared of heights, that traumatized him, his mom eventually found out since she was gardening and saw his son trying to hang off the ledge, and frantically helped him. He got grounded for a month because of that.

god fuck that cat maid cafe anime that he just watched last night, what was the name of that again? CAT PARADISE YES !! stupid anime making him blabber shit

Unfortunately based on his gaze, he was the victim of today's shit show.

"Speaking of maid or cat cafes, ahh what's that called again?" he asked. faking innocence, tilting his head slighting for more effect, throwing a knowing glance at yuta fidgeting with the ends of his blue jumper, he was royally fucked, that fucking cunning little shit fuck no

"catboys?" shotaro answered, ten visibly brightens, all eyes planted on him.

"So I was planning, should we do a catboy cafe? maybe even a maid cafe, since with the sudden surge with interest in cat maids specifically "catboys", he spoke emphasizing "catboys" a shit-eating grin still adoring his lips. god this is why i hate bitches, why are men allowed to speak at this point

"y-yeah, I heard my younger sister talking about catboys with her online friends yesterday", Mark reckoned, supporting ten's statement, making his smile wider, god help yuta. yuta internally panicking, palms starting to sweat

chittaphon fucking leechaiyapornkul I swear to god if you embarrass me in front of the lee taeyong, I swear to god―

"so shall we vote?" taeyong asked, a little smile on his lips, already rummaging his bag, pulling a notebook from his backpack, and ripping into small square-like pieces

"oh, we should", ten sweetly responded, elbowing yuta suggestively raising his eyebrow up and down.

"yea-yeah sure", he croaks pathetically, a forced smile on his face, jaw tightening, eyes shaking. help me

"so the choices are, bakery cafe, a grab-to-go cafe, or a cat maid cafe", he announced, equally distributing pieces of the ripped paper from his notebook, and pulling out a random container to put the votes in.

while ten was writing his vote, which was catboy cafe, of course. yuta leaning to ten, whispering "i'm going to fucking kill you, I swear to god" He is literally is shooting kill rays from his eyes, if looks could kill, ten would be fucking obliterated right now. ten just sneered.

"try me," he smugly said, lips curled into that shit-eating grin i will to punch the shit of that smirk so bad i will, but before yuta can even clapback-

"okay, it looks like everyone is done, please put the papers right here", shaking the container in his hand, a stray paper inside probably his vote. As he stood up and proceeds to go to every seat and politely ask for the papers, what a polite man

as he finished his stroll, he gracefully fishes out the papers.

"cat cafe" yep definitely ten

"cat cafe" wait wtf people are actually voting that-

"cat cafe"

yuta mentally planning every way to kill ten and torment him in every way possible, ten on the other hand, who's grinning at him, still having that stupid mischievous glint in his eyes, while his arm snaked at his boyfriend, yangyang's waist. two-faced bitch, he was probably an evil capitalist in his life before. he's absolutely no clue what's gotten into that man so his eyes helplessly look at the floor.

"grab-to-go cafe", yangyang sheepishly smiles, knowing well that he was probably the only one that voted that as ten pats his head.

"cat cafe" FUCK OVER SEVEN PEOPLE !?!? what shitty trick that bitch do to convince them to write that down, he looks back at ten who's now triumphantly smiling at him, displaying his pearly white teeth.

"majority wins" 

... good he was royally fucked

(ﾉ ◕ ヮ ◕) ﾉ *: ･ ﾟ ✧ to be continued...

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unedited ^_^

i literally have exams
tomorrow and i haven't
studied yet  why am i
doing this lmao
also this is purely
self-indulgent  (◕▿◕)
IM NEVER GIVING UP
WITH MY CATBOY SHIT
MFERS !!